"Alex Murel" (alexandermurel)
12/04/2014 at 17:09 • Filed to: None
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"Alex Murel" (alexandermurel)
12/04/2014 at 17:09 • Filed to: None | 4
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Are you sick of of expressing your rage at other motorists with a quick flash of a middle finger and laying on your horn like a peasant? Demonstrate your dominance of the road like a superhero with the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !
(Disclaimer - Do not actually use this device for anything other than the intended purposes, I'm pretty sure shooting fire balls at another person would be some sort of felony)
For just $175 the next time you get cut off in traffic you can whisper to yourself "Oh no, not today Mr. Camry" and turn this
Into this
The PYRO is a wrist mounted, remote activated, fireball launcher built for magicians, but truly intended for the open road. Capable of holding four shots at a time this discrete little device is a great deterrent as well, seeing as most people are more a little more attentive when they are at risk of having fireballs shot at them, at least in my experiences.
So next time you raise your fists in fury because of another driver and feel empty inside because of the lack of result, remember you could have a PYRO.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 17:11 |
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Better idea: take something that has headlight cleaning nozzles, fill with light runny napalm, add ignitor.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 17:12 |
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or for less money
Nibbles
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2014 at 17:13 |
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Hopefully there's a "change nozzle direction" step in there somewhere
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Nibbles
12/04/2014 at 17:15 |
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...which isn't to say that flaming headlights won't cause the guy ahead of you to crash from shock and the belief your car is possessed. Mission accomplished, either way.
505Turbeaux
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 17:15 |
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Alex Murel
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/04/2014 at 17:15 |
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I realize that we're talking about things that shoot fire indiscriminately, but for some reason I feel that that one is a little less discrete.
macanamera
> Nibbles
12/04/2014 at 17:16 |
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Nope. Self immolate in protest of bad drivers.
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macanamera
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 17:17 |
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Alternatively, keep a cup full of coarse gravel in your car. Jettison out of the sunroof as needed.
RockThrillz89
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 17:17 |
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HammerheadFistpunch
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2014 at 17:22 |
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want to hear a great, semi-related story? I use to work at bike (bicycle) shops and this one time a guy came in with a bike he bought on the classifieds and wanted to know how to make the suspension work better. This was an older fork with fixed valving, but rebuild-able and generally worth keeping around. From our conversation I gleaned that he was somewhat competent with bikes and I instructed him that changing the fork's damping characteristics would be as simply as putting in a lighter fluid, as the fork was currently over-damped for his weight. He agreed but didn't want to pay us to do it. Okay, fine, no problem there.
Comes back in 2 days later pissed at me, accusing me of ruining his fork, he changed it out and now it was seized. I asked him what he did, he told me he opened it up, drained the old fluid and swapped in the lighter fluid. I didn't feel like I owed him anything but I wanted to know what the problem was so I tore it open in the shop and it was pretty clear what the problem was...literally. The fluid was water like; clear and non-viscous and had a strong smell to it. You may have figured out at this point that the "lighter fluid" he put in was... literally....lighter fluid, as in what you would put in a lighter to fuel it. I asked about it and he told me thats exactly what he did. I then pulled out the lighter weight oil that we would have used had he had us do it. Face palms and laughs ensued all the rest of the day.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/04/2014 at 17:30 |
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Well, on first read, "lighter fluid" to me reads like an "ancient Chinese secret" so to say. That is, it sounds like a hack rather than "lighter weight oil", so his confusion was pretty understandable. I'd imagine a mix of lighter fluid and an oil would work if there was just enough lighter fluid to thin it.
45bullets
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 17:32 |
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Bikers attacking your car? Watch them run away, with tears in their eyes, as you fire enormous fireballs and make cool explosions! (out of motorcycles)!
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HammerheadFistpunch
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2014 at 17:33 |
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Yeah, it was partially my bad for assuming he knew what the hell he was doing, but I did actually say "a lighter fluid". I feel no bad for laughing.
this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2014 at 18:00 |
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Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
If one were so inclined.
S2Konstantin
> macanamera
12/04/2014 at 18:41 |
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No reason to go out of your way and store something you wouldn't already have.
Pennies work great ;)
Buick Mackane
> Alex Murel
12/04/2014 at 18:49 |
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How ironic, the first picture shows an Asian girl getting mad at bad drivers on the road.
Svend
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/21/2015 at 11:50 |
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Reminds me of a joke.
What’s the difference from a hippo and a zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
Sorry, I’ll get my coat.