"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 12/03/2014 at 13:12 • Filed to: None

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My new favorite GIF and worst fear. I hate dumping in second rate poorly built stalls. I hate it when people talk in the restroom. Or when the stall is too close to the sink and you can see someones feet. Or when the stall has huge cracks and you look out and make eye contact with someone and wonder if they can see your junk. Or the door is all loose and you are not sure if the lock will even latch and stay shut. One time a guy didn't notice the stall door was shut when I was "touring the facilities" and tried barging in I guess he didnt know proper stall dum etiquite and check for feet under the stall. He nearly came right in until I kicked the door and yelled "someones in here!" his reply "you should have locked the door" "I did!" "no you didn't" what do you even say to that?I was taking a dump!

EL_ULY > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 13:14

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funktheduck > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 13:23

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What is this gif from?

Mattbob > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 13:26

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relevant:

http://lifehacker.com/recalibrate-yo…

*edit*

this too: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/work/…

Rico > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 13:27

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Lol, in high school when people were pooping we'd throw wet paper towel balls over into the stall.

Good times man, good times.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 13:31

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And now i am reminded that the stalls in Marine Corps boot camp had no doors. And the shitters we built in AFG had no walls between toilets, because in fact they were holes cut into a sheet of plywood with toilet seats attached over a big plywood box with cut in half 55 gallon drums under each seat.

Party-vi > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 13:36

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I was poopin at a movie theater (the worst place to poop ever). Mid-defecation, a hand reached in from under the stall wall and firmly swiped at my right calf and then I heard giggling and the scattering of adolescent feet. I didn't even know how to respond except to say "wat"?

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 12/03/2014 at 13:44

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Why did you bring a cow to the movie theater?

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem 12/03/2014 at 13:50

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GoddammityouknowwhatImean

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 12/03/2014 at 13:51

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Moo!

Frank Grimes > Party-vi 12/03/2014 at 14:00

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kids they have no boundries. I would have been tempted to let out a "whaddaja doin ya lidddle freak!?"

Frank Grimes > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 12/03/2014 at 14:04

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That would be terrible! I bet you got used to it though. I remember taking a piss in the bathroom at a A's game and it was just a giant trough. When you are a short youth being confronted with an old man wang its a traumatic thing.

VonBelmont > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 14:28

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The stalls at JMU are extremely low. You can see the heads of people in there, and it's awkward as Hell.

desertdog5051 > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 14:43

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Lutropublicaphobia: Fear of Public Restrooms.

Frank Grimes > VonBelmont 12/03/2014 at 15:58

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XJDano > Frank Grimes 12/03/2014 at 17:18

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I'm still getting used to this iPhone 5. Was browsing Oppo actually and someone came in to do their business. Well I finished and shut the phone down to place in pocket. For some reason it makes the camera sound on the top button. Dead silence in men's room & "CLICK" ........, well that would be awkward. Rinse hands and bust out!