RIP C7. We Hardly Knew Ye

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss) 12/02/2014 at 20:42 • Filed to: None

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Pour one out for this homey. I doubt it's ever gonna roll into the shop, much less roll out.

Credit: r/justrolledintotheshop

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Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:45

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? I don't think the driver walked away from that one...

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:45

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Who let Michael Bay get the keys? C'mon fess up...

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:46

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dead.

thebigbossyboss > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/02/2014 at 20:46

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Good point. Better pour one out for the driver too. Apparently the car was travelling at a high rate of speed.

macanamera > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:47

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wha...how

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:48

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Ya think he hit a brick doing about 20mph to do that damage? After all, Corvettes are just plastic *ducks*

PatBateman > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:50

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If the driver survived, the C7 needs to be named the safest car ever in the universe ever.

thebigbossyboss > macanamera 12/02/2014 at 20:52

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Because speeding.

macanamera > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:53

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that's scary

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:54

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Before I pour one out, was this crash do to stupidity and, or incompetence?

thebigbossyboss > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/02/2014 at 20:56

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I do not know the details of said crash. According to the redditor who posted the images the car was travelling in excess of 100 mph, and given the damage, that seems probable.

Tohru > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:58

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Only about half of those fluids are from the car. The other half are from the driver.

The Transporter > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 20:59

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There's speeding, then there's begging for FIREY C7 DEATH!

thebigbossyboss > macanamera 12/02/2014 at 21:01

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The C7 is capable of going very fast. Testing such limits on city streets was a poor choice.

macanamera > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 21:02

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he ded

thebigbossyboss > macanamera 12/02/2014 at 21:04

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Most likely.

and 100 more > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 21:28

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He was just trying to show off his carbon fiber leaf spring.

Funktheduck > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 21:42

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That's pretty horrifying. Those pictures need to be shown to every high school kid as to why they can't have a sports car for their first car and why you don't excessively speed on public roads.

wafflesnfalafel > thebigbossyboss 12/02/2014 at 21:51

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I'm guessing the passenger is worse off given the damage... Hey, it looks like the left, front A-arm and muffler are still ok.

pip bip - choose Corrour > thebigbossyboss 12/03/2014 at 01:42

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if you going to wreck , just do it properly!

thebigbossyboss > Funktheduck 12/03/2014 at 06:49

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My dad said "no matter how rich he got" he was never getting me a sports car. True to his word, I got a Ford Tempo. I ain't complaining....because free car is best car....but yeah I see the logic.

Funktheduck > thebigbossyboss 12/03/2014 at 09:35

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My mom told my brother and myself that we weren't allowed to have cars period. Trucks or SUVs were the only option. He got an explorer I got a F-150. I still have my truck 14 years later.

PS9 > thebigbossyboss 12/05/2014 at 07:58

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RIPPED C7 is more like it...