Really?

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
12/01/2014 at 17:24 • Filed to: None

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On a Maxima. Sure, it's a 4 door car, but sports car? No way

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:28

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They've been doing that since the late 1980s or early 1990s.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:29

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Like Party-vi said, this is just an old marketing term that meant as little then as now.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:29

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its like you've never seen their ad


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:29

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Let's dissect this sticker.

4 DSC- Four disc brakes. That seems nice.

Door- It also has four of those. WOW.

Sports- Maybe the owner meant to have that say "Spores." Must have been an honest mistake.

Car- It's a car.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Party-vi
12/01/2014 at 17:30

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unrelated: sorry for stirring shit :/


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:30

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They've said that on them since the 80's.

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Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:31

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It kind of made sense in the early-mid-90s where the Maxima was about the sportiest sedan you could get outside of BMWs. The V6 5 speeds were really nice cars and handled way better than they should have.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Jonathan Harper
12/01/2014 at 17:32

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S'alright.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Party-vi
12/01/2014 at 17:35

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My jimmies got rustled. Doesn't happen often, but when it does...


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:35

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It was true of the Maxima during the 90s though, it was a pretty quick car.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Tohru
12/01/2014 at 17:35

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Sure, but now it's a little sad


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Trunk Impaired 318
12/01/2014 at 17:35

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I forgot about this commercial. They left out the part where it goes from rear wheel to front wheel drive.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > jkm7680
12/01/2014 at 17:36

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It's an old Nissan marketing thing apparently, and it's an OEM sticker.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Party-vi
12/01/2014 at 17:40

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and I for one like it! And I don't even like nissans!

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 17:54

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The word 'sport' is the red-headed stepchild of automotive marketing departments the world over.


Kinja'd!!! MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 18:12

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Because a front wheel drive sedan with a solid tube rear axle is a sports car.

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4-door Supra anyone?

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Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > Jayhawk Jake
12/01/2014 at 20:14

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could have used a 4DC sticker instead, save some cost / weight

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Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > 505Turbeaux
12/01/2014 at 20:18

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There I fixed it

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Kinja'd!!! wantafuncar > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
12/01/2014 at 21:35

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Yeah it was. Back in those days, it was just about the only 4 door with any level of performance. It handled well and was not slow...

Wife & I put approximately 150k on a 93 SE.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Funktheduck
12/02/2014 at 00:03

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Yeah, that's a bit important, dontcha think...


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Jayhawk Jake
12/02/2014 at 00:22

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Because, well, marketing.

The early Maximas they stuck that on were pretty great handling for their time and price, especially compared with their contemporaries. And you could get them with manuals! So I hold my nose and give them a pass.