"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 12/01/2014 at 17:14 • Filed to: Oppo Questions

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Not all drivers are Adolf Hitler, but all Adolf Hitlers are drivers. Knowing this, why would you risk associating with drivers?

Gamecat235 > For Sweden 12/01/2014 at 17:17

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Somewhere, someone is shaking their head and weeping silently into their keyboard...*

*oh, wait that's me.

Funktheduck > For Sweden 12/01/2014 at 17:20

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Not all rectangles are squares, but all squares are rectangles. Knowing this, why did you try to make love to that squirrel?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Gamecat235 12/01/2014 at 17:22

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The sample size of Adolf Hitlers is too small to be conclusive. We need more Hitlers to produce valid data.

Gamecat235 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/01/2014 at 17:31

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Gamecat235 12/01/2014 at 17:33

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We don't know if *all* Adolf Hitlers want to exterminate Jews, Roma, and gays. Some of them might only want to exterminate one of those things. Some of them might even be competent painters.

D00d. Boys from Brazil, dood. For science.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Funktheduck 12/01/2014 at 17:34

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It gave a fetching "come hither" look with its little fur-lined eyes, and you know it.

Funktheduck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/01/2014 at 17:38

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No acorn, no love.

Leadbull > For Sweden 12/01/2014 at 17:38

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Not all Scandinavians are Loke, but all Lokes are Scandinavian. Knowing this, why would you risk associating with Scandinavians?

/BanSwede

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Funktheduck 12/01/2014 at 17:39

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Wild squirrel sex > wild monkey sex.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Leadbull 12/01/2014 at 17:41

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B-b-but I'm a Scandinavian, you don't hate me do you?

Funktheduck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/01/2014 at 17:42

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That's how you get aids (and ants).

ranwhenparked > For Sweden 12/01/2014 at 17:43

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Actually, I don't believe Adolf Hitler ever learned how to drive, that was probably just a photo opp in a stationary car.

Also, there was only ever one Adolf Hitler, ever. There were only like 10 people that ever even had that last name.

For Sweden > Leadbull 12/01/2014 at 17:43

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Loke's not Scandinavian; Scandinavia is on Earth. Loke is from space.

Leadbull > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 12/01/2014 at 17:45

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No, but that doesn't stop me from exercising caution and/or lauding your SCAN-FRIENDLY football team's demise at the hands of a certain group of Fighting Illini.

Leadbull > For Sweden 12/01/2014 at 17:46

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Knowing this, why would you risk associating with a planet that is suspended in space?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Leadbull 12/01/2014 at 17:48

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Ugh, let's not talk about that game.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > ranwhenparked 12/01/2014 at 18:09

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"Actually, I don't believe Adolf Hitler ever learned how to drive, that was probably just a photo opp in a stationary car" I think he's a passenger in a RHD vehicle.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > ranwhenparked 12/01/2014 at 18:22

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Are you being sarcastic with the latter part? Because I thought that there were 22 people with the last name of Hitler in the NY phone book in 1940. As of 1945 there were 0.

ranwhenparked > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/01/2014 at 18:52

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No, not at all.

Adolf's father, Alois Sr., was the first one to ever have the name. He simplified the spelling of "Heidler"(then and now a pretty common German name) to "Hitler", so the only people to ever have it were Alois and his direct descendants. Adolf's Anglo-American cousins did change their name to Stuart-Houston a few years after the war ended. The last person with the name was Adolf's sister, Paula, who died in 1960.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > ranwhenparked 12/01/2014 at 18:55

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Very interesting.