I just saw the most terrible (and hilarious) thing ever...

"Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen" (sportwagen) 12/01/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: There's a dead deer on the side of the road, deer, oh deery me, dear oh deer!, Buck hit Doe

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A deer that had been hit was dead on the side of the road... with a pillow under it's head and an empty Jack Daniels Bacardi bottle next to it.

I lol'd so hard...

Brian Silvestro > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:18

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You need to go back and sr20 that shit. Right now.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:18

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Is that what people from Kansas do for fun? I guess it's better than the native Florida tradition of eating road kill with your cousin wife.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Brian Silvestro 12/01/2014 at 16:19

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Okay, I will ;) I'll be back in a few

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/01/2014 at 16:19

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IDK, apparently

Brian Silvestro > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:20

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yay

JustWaitingForAMate > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:21

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PushToStart > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:22

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This... is almost too much

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:22

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Absolutely hilarious. Now, if it'd been my dead-animal collecting coworker, he might have gathered the deer *and* the bottle, and put the bottle in my cube.

Long story.

Aaron James > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/01/2014 at 16:25

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what does he do with them?

Aaron James > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:26

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This is the kind of thing you must pull over and get a picture of.

$kaycog > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:28

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That is hilarious!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Aaron James 12/01/2014 at 16:30

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Well, the deer skull, the duckling, the robin and various insects and others are part of a sort of dessicated Gallery of Horror on a shelf in his cube.

Tohru > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:31

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In Wisconsin we dress up the deer and put a sign next to it.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Tohru 12/01/2014 at 16:31

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LOL that's gold :P

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Brian Silvestro 12/01/2014 at 16:33

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edited!

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/01/2014 at 16:34

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pics are up ;)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JustWaitingForAMate 12/01/2014 at 16:34

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YES pics are up ;)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PushToStart 12/01/2014 at 16:34

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There can never be too much ;)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Aaron James 12/01/2014 at 16:34

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I went back and did ;)

Aaron James > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/01/2014 at 16:37

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wow, don't ever be alone with that guy!

Aaron James > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:38

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Well done!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:39

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Sort of a "Beware of drunk pedestrians" situation, eh?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Aaron James 12/01/2014 at 16:39

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He *is* currently heading my list of "people most likely to start kidnapping and murdering co-workers". Comes off more ditzy than menacing, but even so.

ACESandEIGHTS > JustWaitingForAMate 12/01/2014 at 16:39

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Oh, that 'coon. Hilarious though I'm cringing whenever I see this stuff 'cause who touches animal carcasses to set up novelty photos?!?!?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Aaron James 12/01/2014 at 16:39

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Thank you :)

Brian Silvestro > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:40

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LOL PERFECT POST OF THE YEAR

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/01/2014 at 16:40

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Nah, more of a joke type of thing here in the midwest ;) After all, I am in Kansas...

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Brian Silvestro 12/01/2014 at 16:41

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POTY?

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:46

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She woke up to this note:

"Honey, I saw that you passed out drunk but you wouldn't let me move you. I though it would be best to at least make you a little more comfortable. I went home and got you a pillow. I love you deerly .

-Buck"

JGrabowMSt > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:46

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Having hit a deer myself, I'm perfectly okay with this. Don't tell my girlfriend.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 16:47

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Apparently Kansas IS "THAT boring" :)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JGrabowMSt 12/01/2014 at 16:47

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I won't!

LOL I love it when people do this :)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/01/2014 at 16:48

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Apparently :P

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 12/01/2014 at 17:08

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Deer god.

The Compromiser > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 12/01/2014 at 23:27

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I'm sure we will all pay deerly for these puns.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Compromiser 12/02/2014 at 10:17

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Yes, we will pay a very deer sum.

The Compromiser > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 12/02/2014 at 12:35

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I bet it's under a buck actually...

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Compromiser 12/02/2014 at 12:40

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Hopefully it will be under a buck. A buck and a half would be simply awful.

The Compromiser > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 12/02/2014 at 15:26

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Yeah, but dat ass doe.......

At least half of it anyway....

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Compromiser 12/02/2014 at 16:05

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An ass is not a deer. You are fined 25 bucks.

The Compromiser > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 12/02/2014 at 22:46

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but a doe is... I'm keeping my 25Bucks. I'm sure you will springbok however. I suggest you re rack and then, well.... ven is on!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Compromiser 12/03/2014 at 10:43

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Doe!