PAGING BTU: The Mystery of the i8 Key.

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12/01/2014 at 14:12 • Filed to: BMW

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When the i8 was announced, much was written about its revolutionary new key fob.

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Yet, when it actually arrived, it was delivered with this:

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BTU: What did you get? Any explanation for the change?


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > heliochrome85
12/01/2014 at 14:20

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That is a terrible surprise! :(


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > heliochrome85
12/01/2014 at 14:28

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My guess is, BMW finally came to the realization that battery tech had advanced nowhere near far enough to make a key like that, and not have it die in under a week.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > spanfucker retire bitch
12/01/2014 at 14:30

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I would've thought that when you put the fob into the dashboard to start the car it would've charged it.


Kinja'd!!! PilotMan > heliochrome85
12/01/2014 at 14:30

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Well when your phone can do that better it makes sense not to have a key that requires constant recharging.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > PilotMan
12/01/2014 at 14:39

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Yeah, I can't find shots of the fob on their site anymore, but the app looks good

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Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > CounterTorqueSteer
12/01/2014 at 14:44

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Do you do that in the i8? I thought it was just a push button?


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > spanfucker retire bitch
12/01/2014 at 14:45

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honestly I'm not sure. I just assumed the startup procedure was like all other modern bmws


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > CounterTorqueSteer
12/01/2014 at 15:06

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all modern BMWs have keyless ignition. There isn't a place to charge the key or insert the key. Presumably the i8 would have capactive charging for the key.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > heliochrome85
12/01/2014 at 15:07

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I think they just decided to produce an app for your phone instead.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Cé hé sin
12/01/2014 at 15:08

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BMW has had an app for their cars for a long time. That being said, I can see how thats a better option.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > heliochrome85
12/01/2014 at 16:19

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Not necessarily relevant here but I saw my first real life, on the street i8 this past Thursday. Even in the White/Black two tone it was beautiful. They were close to our building so if I see them again, I'll ask them.


Kinja'd!!! lionelhutz2 > heliochrome85
12/01/2014 at 22:50

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A board member lost a key and said they're douches for charging $3k for replacement key?


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > lionelhutz2
12/01/2014 at 23:03

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wtf