"McMike" (mcmike)
12/16/2014 at 20:05 Filed to: Batshitbabes 2014, 2014Pagaent
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"McMike" (mcmike)
12/16/2014 at 20:05 Filed to: Batshitbabes 2014, 2014Pagaent | 6
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Here we go... Let's get the 2014 Jalopnik Batshitbabe pageant underway by narrowing down our lovely 18 contestants to 12 finalists for year's end.
Remember, this is the ELIMINATION ROUND - vote for those you want OFF the list.
As we all have our favorite, the time to vote for her will be next week. Please keep their stories in mind as well, as the talent portion is also an important element of this competition.
Of the 18 finalists here, please vote for six babes to ELIMINATE. Results will be posted later in the week of the twelve that remain. I will bump this several times this week so that everyone who wants to participate will get a chance. The poll is open to anyone.
The pageant can then begin for the 2014 Jalopnik Batshit Babe of the Year.
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Raphmoe
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:01 |
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number 5 looks like a fun date
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McMike
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:09 |
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2014 Batshitbabe fun fact: Not as many were under the influence as one would expect.
CalzoneGolem
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:11 |
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Contestant #5 for the win!
thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:11 |
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I have fulfilled my jalop duty.
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McMike
> thebigbossyboss
12/15/2014 at 09:13 |
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You're not done yet... :) There will be more voting next week for the finals.
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thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:14 |
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I think I have already picked my favourite for that part. But in the meantime let's hope the 6 I thought were unworthy get banished.
$kaycog
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:15 |
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The Transporter
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:23 |
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I think the people who voted for Miss Eight forgot that this was an elimination round.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:25 |
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Done and done.
PatBateman
> thebigbossyboss
12/15/2014 at 09:25 |
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You better not have voted against Miss Eight.
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thebigbossyboss
> PatBateman
12/15/2014 at 09:26 |
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I did. I decided her crimes were not as entertaining as the others.
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McMike
> The Transporter
12/15/2014 at 09:41 |
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I believe it's up to six. SIX references of "eliminate" in the post. There were four this morning.
Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 09:46 |
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My civic duty is complete
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PatBateman
> thebigbossyboss
12/15/2014 at 09:46 |
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BUT SHE'S THE HOTTEST!!!
Meatcoma
> Raphmoe
12/15/2014 at 10:03 |
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Peek a boo!
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McMike
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 10:11 |
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2014 Batshitbabe fun fact: Of all 18 arrests, only four of them involved violence.
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thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 10:14 |
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Can we get a graph documenting Florida vs Not florida?
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McMike
> thebigbossyboss
12/15/2014 at 10:18 |
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Yes, but I'm pacing myself.
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thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 10:19 |
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No problem. I appreciate all that you do. Maybe it could be a graph for next week.
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McMike
> thebigbossyboss
12/15/2014 at 10:21 |
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Oh, I've already got it. I just need something to refresh the post later.
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The Transporter
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 10:27 |
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They clicked on your article, saw the babes and were all like tl/dr I'm voting for the blond hottie.
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McMike
> The Transporter
12/15/2014 at 10:36 |
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While true, it appears that she is now safe.
Just like qualifying, you don't have to WIN this round, you just need to be out of the bottom six.
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McMike
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 14:10 |
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2014 Batshitbabe fun fact: There are fewer from Florida than you'd expect.
Mattbob
> CalzoneGolem
12/15/2014 at 14:33 |
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agreed. She looks like someone I would drink with.
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Mattbob
> The Transporter
12/15/2014 at 14:34 |
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I voted for her on purpose. She endangered children and looks like a bitch.
Where have all the lightweights gone?
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 15:42 |
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Miss 1 should automatically get the axe because the incident took place in 2013.
'Wδgen, EPA LOL
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 15:49 |
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How can anyone vote to eliminate someone named Crystal Metheny who was arrested for shooting a missile into a car?!?!
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McMike
> Where have all the lightweights gone?
12/15/2014 at 16:54 |
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So you saw her name, then....
leicester
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 20:04 |
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#12 can hold her liquor...
Tohru
> $kaycog
12/15/2014 at 20:05 |
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I don't believe that picture. How can a dog provide pwoof of residency?
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$kaycog
> Tohru
12/15/2014 at 20:16 |
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Make no bones about it, he can.
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McMike
> leicester
12/15/2014 at 20:21 |
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She can hold hers, yours, and my liquor. She's drinking for all of us.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( _))°)
> Tohru
12/15/2014 at 20:31 |
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Hey the pope said dogs can go to heaven so I think they can vote. It says where they live in their chip or tag.
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Tohru
> $kaycog
12/15/2014 at 20:31 |
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Still, it had to be pretty ruff. Especially if he's not a purebred.
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Tohru
> 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( _))°)
12/15/2014 at 20:32 |
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The Pope may be in charge of Christianity on Earth, but there's nobody in charge of bureaucracy.
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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( _))°)
> Tohru
12/15/2014 at 20:33 |
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They both just make shit up, seems ok to me.
Agrajag
> McMike
12/15/2014 at 20:54 |
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If you were to break it down by each state I'm sure Florida wins by a high margin.
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$kaycog
> Tohru
12/15/2014 at 20:55 |
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A change of residency usually gives a dog a new leash on life.
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McMike
> Agrajag
12/15/2014 at 20:57 |
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Out of our current contestants, Florida is tied for first place with another state. Will share that graph later.
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McMike
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 09:11 |
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2014 Batshitbabe fun fact: The average age of batshit is 42
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thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 09:14 |
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Thank you for this graph Mcmike!
Promise made promise kept!
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 09:16 |
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The answer to life the universe and everything=batshitbabe as of now.
For Sweden
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 09:42 |
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Twenties
44%
No one was surprised that day...
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thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 13:25 |
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Miss 12: More intoxicated that the rest combined!!!
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thebigbossyboss
> Mattbob
12/16/2014 at 13:27 |
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I also voted to eliminate her. I found her story failed to amuse me.
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thebigbossyboss
> Raphmoe
12/16/2014 at 13:29 |
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I am actually liking #12. She can keep up it seems.
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thebigbossyboss
> leicester
12/16/2014 at 13:30 |
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.....Her story is truly incredible.
sketchcat
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 13:44 |
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McMike be data mining like a boss.
JEM
> Raphmoe
12/16/2014 at 15:44 |
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There was no way I was voting #5 out - not with that mugshot.
McPherson
> McMike
12/16/2014 at 20:46 |
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No. 4 is looking strong to me. That hair and improvised gun-toting crotchal area demonstrates she has imagination, if not intelligence. But a lot can happen in two weeks, drinking season is upon us.
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McPherson
> Tohru
12/16/2014 at 21:03 |
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Your comment made me paws for thought.
Alex B
> McMike
12/17/2014 at 07:54 |
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Voted. I'm pulling for Miss Thirteen to win.
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McMike
> McMike
12/17/2014 at 09:10 |
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2014 Batshitbabe fun fact: From yesterday's Florida stat , here is the breakdown in detail.
Don't forget to place your elimination choices.
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McMike
> McMike
12/17/2014 at 18:01 |
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Almost three days in, and the results are starting to add up. It's a pretty close contest for those midfield contestants.
Don't forget to scroll up and participate if you have not yet.
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McMike
> McMike
12/18/2014 at 10:27 |
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2014 Batshitbabe fun fact: Two of the contestants were half-undressed.
XJDano
> McMike
12/18/2014 at 10:31 |
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Talk about lopsided
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> $kaycog
12/18/2014 at 21:40 |
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Canine get in on this debate?
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$kaycog
> gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
12/18/2014 at 21:52 |
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Absolutely! The going may get a little ruff though.