Tuners vs Ricers, Key differences in 5 minutes.

Kinja'd!!! "Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy" (zipppyart)
11/30/2014 at 09:40 • Filed to: None

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Very well put.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 09:47

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on the cosmetic mods bit - they look the same to me


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 09:51

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VTEC guy can't be real surely, wasn't that a Viper he was mouthing off about? If it's real that's hilarious.

Only disagree on the cosmetic mod portion, some of those "tuner" cars wouldn't have had the performance to back up the looks which spells out rice to me. Particularly the slammed civics and the like.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 09:52

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for a minute I forgot this wasnt youtube and was scrolling down to see all of the fanboy hate that EWWW CIVICS ARENT TUNERS FAGGOT V8 BRO

nice to see thats not the case here

that red S2k though...thhaaattss a ricer unfortunately. stickers right up the middle of the windscreen, slammed within an inch of its life, annnd its got fart cans. sorry
(source: those shots are in toronto where I live, I've seen that car around a couple of times)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Clown Shoe Pilot
11/30/2014 at 09:52

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I agree with you for the most part, but some cosmetic mods do truly enhance the look of the car.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > bob and john
11/30/2014 at 09:54

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I just noticed the stickers on the windshield, if it were riding a bit higher, and didn't stretch the tires, it would be okay.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Clown Shoe Pilot
11/30/2014 at 09:55

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Same here.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 09:58

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yea. doesnt help that the owner is a douche who loves to cut off people.

ah well. jokes on him. I can get up my driveway :P


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > bob and john
11/30/2014 at 10:00

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Damn.. Why does Toronto have all the "nice" cars? We got nothing over here in Ottawa.

(Except for a bagged Jetta I saw at the dealership I worked at.)

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 10:02

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Was this made by a 12 year old?

Also, anyone have a link to the source for thst last d-bag? That looks funny


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 10:04

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all of the rich foreign students pay their way into UFT, not UO.

that, and we have the nextmod and ERTEFA here that do crazy amounts of marketing. though after this summer, I get the feeling ERTEFA is dead.

they had 1 meet, and so many ricers and idiots showed up they had to cancel it. anyone who showed up next week got tickets. even at the first show, cops handed out like 500 tickets. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF WHICH was deserved IMO


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jayhawk Jake
11/30/2014 at 10:04

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For a 12 year-old, it's pretty damn good.

I'm sure I saw the last guy somewhere on the 'tubes a while back, no link.


Kinja'd!!! gear5 > Clown Shoe Pilot
11/30/2014 at 10:15

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Yeah that was the funny part. Even the first definition they show could apply to most the stanced rice (Race Inspired Car Enhancements) cars that we see in the web, the only difference is the money they have. And those are actually most of the examples he gives for whats a tuner. That green Evo and the blue s2000 with the wing... pathetic.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 10:21

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I'm in agreement with this video except the cosmetic mods. They just showed ricers without starship body kits. Slammed and extreme camber? Yeah, no.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 10:27

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I wasn't impressed. Felt like a kid arguing that he's better with weak evidence at best.

A few examples: tuners sound good? Most of those sounded mediocre. 1/4 mile times as a sign of driver skill? Nice try. Tuners look good? Sorry, slamming a car with excessive camber does not make a good 'tuner'.

Just enjoy the cars you enjoy without trying to justify it like this.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
11/30/2014 at 10:55

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Looking at the wheels in the reflection it looks like one of these:

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Which explains the "You couldn't even afford a Corvette" comment. Which is funny, since nowadays there isn't much, if any, difference in price between the 2.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/30/2014 at 11:03

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Ah I saw the chrome wheel reflection and thought this. Either way unless the Civic had a lot of work done (it clearly hadn't judging by the cheapo tyres that couldnt put down any power) both of these cars couldve smoked him.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
11/30/2014 at 11:11

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It could have been, that's just my guess. Plus, it could have just been me hearing things, but I swear I heard a cammed V8.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 11:28

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I think I'm done with the whole hating on Ricer thing. I've met a few "Ricers" and after talking with them I'm ok with people focusing on cosmetic mods. If people want to build a show car that is fine with me. Plus running your mouth doesn't make you a Ricer, it makes you an arsehole and boy has my time on Jalopnik taught me that arseholes come in all shapes and sizes.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/30/2014 at 11:30

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And the camaro would make more sense since its a lot more common.


Kinja'd!!! theloudmouth > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 11:33

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This needs to front paged.


Kinja'd!!! theloudmouth > Jayhawk Jake
11/30/2014 at 11:35

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I think you're taking this far too seriously. Further, I don't believe it was meant as "justification," I mean with the music selected and the entire set up you have to know they're poking fun and it's designed to make you laugh.

Overall it was fairly accurate, the one major exception being that orange Civic you pointed out, as slammed is always stupid.


Kinja'd!!! Sinanigans > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 11:59

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Ricers run on barley? (1:39)


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 15:48

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"Ricers will run...BARLEY" This guy needs to proof-read more; I may have to call him a "ricer" with regards to his use of the English language.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 16:00

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As with anyone who brings up "race inspired cosmetic enhancements", I'll say that's a stretch at acronyms the way "fixed or replaced daily" or "just empty every pocket" are. Rice comes from a derogatory term for Asian (particularly Japanese) imports: rice burner. Rice fuels the people, rice fuels the cars. (I don't intend to offend, but I'll apologize in case I do. Sorry.) How the term has spread to encapsulate a category of low-dollar low-quality low-purpose modifications should be obvious after the release of the Fast and Furious franchise.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > bob and john
11/30/2014 at 19:09

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Your source is a joke! You don't even know what your own city's skyline looks like? Shameful. That red S2000 is from Houston.

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The car is cleanly done, despite being too low for my tastes. It's mainly displayed as a show car.

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The car (last pic in this comment) is definitely a more street-friendly ride height now and likely gets much more street time then before. It's also turbocharged.

As for the stickers, it's a show car. Sponsors and crap.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
11/30/2014 at 19:15

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I assumed it was an angle I didnt see before. fact that the shots immediately after were from a cruise I went to didnt help.

and there is actually a red S2k here thats (more or less) identical. (thought thinking about it it might have had Volks not works)


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
11/30/2014 at 19:16

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Check out my reply in response to peter's original comment on this thread. That red S2000 is a completely different car now!


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > bob and john
11/30/2014 at 19:23

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Take a pic next time, I can probably identify what's up with the car.

...although I don't scroll through oppo often, so I may not catch it.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/01/2014 at 16:44

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Ooohhh, Nice wheels. 3dsm, but could use a polish.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/03/2014 at 03:34

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stance=rice and if you are into mad jdm crap for sake of jdm you are borderline ricer.