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Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/29/2014 at 21:22 • Filed to: None

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I'm only asking for one thing. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! And fast, because who doesn't like fast?

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An old Cadillac screams, "I'm gonna murder you." A BMW screams, "I'm gonna sue you." This screams, "I'm gonna murder you, then sue you, because that's just how I roll." And that price is soooo nice. If anyone wants an old beige Audi I know where you can get one for around $16k.

I like this car, if anyone's wondering.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/29/2014 at 21:36

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I want THIS

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/29/2014 at 21:38

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Wouldn't your Audi still be faster? And no Quattro.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/29/2014 at 21:39

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we just became best friends. the Mach 1 is my all-time favorite mustang!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
11/29/2014 at 21:41

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/29/2014 at 22:09

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don't care must have


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/29/2014 at 22:14

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Unless there's something tragically wrong with it, that is very NP.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/29/2014 at 22:35

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Upon further examination - pretty sure this is a gray-market car. Hints - non-US bumpers, lack of a climate control system. This is not necessarily a bad thing, you just need to know.

Oh wait - looked in the specs. "European version" = gray market.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/30/2014 at 00:09

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I feel like you would have to buy ten lesser versions of the same thing if you bought this one, they would be your convoy on the way to important UN meetings, flags waving on the fenders and everything. But secretly you would be planning to start a war against one of your neighboring countries because you want to control their oil also. Some might refer to you as a "dictator".


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Steve in Manhattan
11/30/2014 at 01:55

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Yeah, I already saw that. Would need working out, but not likely a huge deal on a car that old.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
11/30/2014 at 01:56

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"The" dictator, if you please.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/30/2014 at 02:10

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My apologies your highness.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/30/2014 at 02:38

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Not even - if it has been here forever (likely) - I doubt anyone gray imports a 6.9 these days. Probably brought over in the 80s.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
11/30/2014 at 10:46

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i will pardon you this once.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/30/2014 at 18:50

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A local dealer has a 6.9 in nice condition for $10k ish


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/30/2014 at 18:51

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Not at all. The 25 year rule was created because Mercedes was losing tons of money on (among other things) this very model. Absolutely no problems with it.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/30/2014 at 19:13

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3 speed auto.... *crys*