I'm a weird man, here are my most controversial opinions.

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11/29/2014 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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That up there is my favorite modern Ferrari, the 599 GTB. I do however loathe the 599 GTO because it is stupid.

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My favorite Ferrari, be it old or new, is the 400i

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The new S-Class is ugly and unclassy.

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There isn't a single muscle car (old or new) that I like, I do however respect them/ custom classic muscle cars with non-OEM wheels look awful.

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Hypercars are stupid unless in racing form + the grin on the P1 looks idiotic.

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There's a reason people only use things these in the USA and (perhaps, I'm not sure) Mexico.

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The rest of the world uses this (non over-exaggerated) thing or similar.

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This is the perfect vehicle for every possible use.


DISCUSSION (40)


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 14:10

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I... disagree.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 14:13

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This is not the car I'd have the most fun at a track with


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro
11/29/2014 at 14:16

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Taking a Turbo R to a track is a life-long dream of mine.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > StingrayJake
11/29/2014 at 14:17

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You are allowed to do that.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 14:20

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Sure it would be fucking hilarious fun, but after awhile, it would just get frustrating.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 14:32

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We're big people, in a big country, with big toys.* Get off our backs.

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*my mom has a Silverado, never leaves the city and has never towed anything.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 14:33

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Because the rest of the world are uncultured swine! :DDDD


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 14:40

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You have insulted the Chevy truck, therefore you shall die.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Axial
11/29/2014 at 15:04

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Perhaps.

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yes.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/29/2014 at 15:05

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I'll hide under those IMMENSE SQUARE WHEEL ARCHES, you will never find me


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Milky
11/29/2014 at 15:06

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You don't you all just buy big SUVs? (I'm perfectly ok with that)


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:13

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i know my way around those arches. Test me


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/29/2014 at 15:20

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Then I'll just hide in a normal sized parking space.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:27

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To be quite honest smaller trucks are also very popular in America, and full-sizes are widespread across the continent.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/29/2014 at 15:29

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I should have said north-america then. But one can't ignore that the F150 is the truck most sold in the US.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:30

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I aspire to own this. Do I need to? No. Is it practical? No. Does it make me look like a tool? Yes. But the point is the Escalade has captivated me for almost a decade. It is an emotional decision. And isn't that what being a car lover is all about?


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:31

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Not only the truck, the vehicle in general as well. And by continent I really meant Americas (North and South).


Kinja'd!!! Milky > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:33

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Not all of us ….

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Theres a car at the very right of the photo.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > JR1
11/29/2014 at 15:33

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I love the Escalade, I'm perfectly ok with the concept of owning/buying one, I myself would love to own a Navigator. The enormously grotesque large pick-up trucks are what annoy me.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/29/2014 at 15:34

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I have never seen one of those around here.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Milky
11/29/2014 at 15:36

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Oops, I made a doo-d00, there was supposed to be a "why" at the beginning of my sentence, but now Kinja won't let me alter that.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:43

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Where do you live?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:44

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The P1 looks like a kit car.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/29/2014 at 15:44

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Brazil


Kinja'd!!! Milky > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 15:52

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Ahh I see. But they are pretty much the exact same thing. You're just trading an enclosed hatchback for the ability to throw anything in the back

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Milky
11/29/2014 at 15:57

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But for some reason (again, I'm weird), I see pick-ups as having a more utilitarian purpose, if you want to carry that much stuff you don't need a crew-cab and you can just buy a truck. If you do want to carry both people and things just buy and SUV. I'm ok with luxury large SUV's because they don't pretend they are anything else, stupid "luxury" large pick-ups not so much.


Kinja'd!!! Nife - dat Wheelspin > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 16:04

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Dime a Dozen here in the middle east, plus muscle cars, vettes, yukons, escalades, etc....


Kinja'd!!! Milky > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 17:04

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Granted I'm from a tourist town, but everyday spring through fall, I would see countless versions of this.

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Has room for the family and can tow …. a boat load. Obviously not all truck buyers use 'em like this, but they have their place.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Milky
11/29/2014 at 17:06

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I think that is a very american activity, but yes I can't really think of another car that fits that purpose.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 17:15

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Doesn't everyone world wide tow their camper, towing their boat, with their 800lbft-off-the-showroom-floor truck?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Milky
11/29/2014 at 17:16

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Most of us enjoy staying in hotels, because less freedom.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 17:35

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your wrong about the bentley. The reason is:

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Also, I agree about the S Class, the w221 is so much more elegant and discret

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Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > JR1
11/29/2014 at 17:54

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Is it practical? No.

Wrong answer


Kinja'd!!! Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:40

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400i. Why?!?!?!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:41

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For some people those ridiculously large trucks have a purpose. It could be a work purpose or a "I want to have fun in the mud." purpose. For others it is a celebration of the massiveness of America. I appreciate all those people. The ones that get to me are the actually unsafe ones.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:42

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Crew cabs work for agricultural/construction crews in many cases.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Conan
11/29/2014 at 19:51

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Because it is incredibly cool and V12.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:53

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But but but so many other Ferraris!

Some people do agree with you though.

http://www.petrolicious.com/why-the-ferrar…


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
11/29/2014 at 23:13

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Compared to most 20mpg isn't exactly practical. Nor is the price when you could have a Tahoe for less.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 23:15

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Part of the American culture. My family has always owned one. I don't have a problem with them. Now do I like to take it in the city or shopping? Hell no. But it is a god send when I go to Lowes/ Home Depot.