Turkey day

"Leon711" (leon711) 11/27/2014 at 10:13 • Filed to: GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER, TURKEY DAY

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Unfortunately as a British gentleman, I cannot into Turkey day but I want to share in the festivities with my American brethren. I hope I have done this right, this is what Turkey day is about right?

CB > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 10:19

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The second one sounds like some terrible sex thing.

macanamera > CB 11/27/2014 at 10:20

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Terribly great

Leon711 > CB 11/27/2014 at 10:24

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congrats I just burst out laughing at work.

Agrajag > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 10:24

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Approximately.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > CB 11/27/2014 at 10:25

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Leon711 > Agrajag 11/27/2014 at 10:25

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what if I told you that no one sells turkey legs as a fast food in the UK? I encountered it a lot in FL and was baffled.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 10:27

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The first thanksgiving was celebrated entirely by Brits and Native Americans

Allow this to enter your brainhole. Then go deep fry a turkey and get wasted and fight with your extended family. before passing out and then waking up at 2:30 to go spend money on shitty things that are deeply discounted.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > CB 11/27/2014 at 10:27

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Depends on who's gobbling/getting gobbled?

Agrajag > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 10:33

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I have never seen turkey legs sold at a fast food restaurant before, but not surprised to hear it was in Florida. I don't count them amongst the states. There are 49 as far as I'm concerned.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > vdub_nut: scooter snob 11/27/2014 at 10:37

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Sounds pretty similar to christmas/boxing day really.

Leon711 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/27/2014 at 10:52

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There's a big Next near me and people queue up a 5am or earlier for the sales.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 11:22

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Yep, no idea why but Next is always packed.

Leon711 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/27/2014 at 11:22

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the sales aren't that cheap.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 11:26

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And my girlfriend tells me their clothes arent very good either.

ranwhenparked > Leon711 11/27/2014 at 15:10

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Don't the British celebrate "Get Lost, Puritans Day" today?

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/27/2014 at 21:07

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ER surgeons see huge spikes in heart attacks on Thanksgiving for a reason. Unholy quantities of food, stress, family tensions, lots of wine/beer/liquor.......