I'm selling the Benz for.....

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11/26/2014 at 22:05 • Filed to: Nissan

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Either a Maxima or a Juke. And I'm at a conundrum, both have CVT's (blaaah) both seat people about the same, just the Juke has AWD and the Maxima has FWD. I live in the stix Montana. I just don't know which one to choose. And I would like some feedback from fellow Opponauts to help me choose.

Here have some Datsun love:

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DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:12

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excuse me sir you can get Manuél in Juke


Kinja'd!!! Kailand09 > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:12

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FoST!


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Brian Silvestro
11/26/2014 at 22:14

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But not in AWD form, I think.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > GhostZ
11/26/2014 at 22:15

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Correct. But if he's willing to get a FWD, then it shouldn't impact the decision too much. I'd drive the shit out of a Nismo RS, those things are fucking awesome.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:15

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What's the purpose of the car? Baby hauler or professional vehicle?

You might be better off with a CPO Infinti G37 Manual Sedan. You can get RWD, AWD, and a manual. Unfortunately, they stopped making the manual G37s last year I think.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Brian Silvestro
11/26/2014 at 22:17

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The Juke it is then.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:18

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I wouldn't get a Maxima just because its supposed to be replaced soon.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > GhostZ
11/26/2014 at 22:18

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Oh the kids are in the latter stages of HS, so it would be for room. Personally, I prefer 2 seats like my Z, but then that is why I have the Z. lol


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Brian Silvestro
11/26/2014 at 22:19

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The Nismo starts at 30 G's, so not too bad.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:20

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Dodge Charger R/T over Maxima.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:20

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May I recommend Nismo RS? Keep in mind you can only get the manual with the FWD, but AWD only adds weight, who needs it!

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Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Brian Silvestro
11/26/2014 at 22:21

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That is one sweet, good lookin Juke though.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:22

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Why is the choice limited to two Nissans?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:22

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Just checked the website, the regular Nismo starts at $25k, while the RS starts at around $28k. I don't think you can go wrong either way.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:23

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Everytime I see one on the street I'm like fuck yeah, it's so cool and different.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:24

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I'm going to take this as a cry for help. Choosing either one of those as a vehicle for a Jalop is a sign that he or she is a small step away from making abstract art in their garage with the business end of a 12 gauge.

I wish you'd step back from that ledge, my friend. It doesn't have to end this way.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 22:26

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I don't know, lol. The Altima is too small, according to the wife. And the Inifiniti's price is a tad out of range.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > CRider
11/26/2014 at 22:28

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I agree, but I see a lot of them out here and I want something I do not see that often, like the Juke or the Maxima. Most Montanans have a thing for oversized trucks.


Kinja'd!!! LugNutz > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:29

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Odd cars to cross-shop. CVT would be deal-shattering for me, in any car. Clearly what you want is a Focus ST.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:29

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Toyota? Honda? Maybe a Ford Fusion? A Chevy SS?


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Tohru
11/26/2014 at 22:29

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Lmao, funniest shit I read all day..


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:29

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Renegade. Manual. 4x4.

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(I don't know why they haven't already licensed this.)

Honorable mention:

Fiat 500x Trekking

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Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 22:34

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No Ford's and no Honda's unless the Prelude wakes up from the dirt nap. I would love the Chevy SS, alas but the wiffer says no. She is bat-shit terrified of snow.


Kinja'd!!! Delusion77 > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:34

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The juke is smaller than the altima...


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:35

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On Nissan topic, the Maxima NISMO actually looks pretty cool and offers manual.

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http://www.topspeed.com/cars/nissan/20…


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:49

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Christ I hate CVTs ... Tucson has 6-speed autobox ... and built to last. https://www.hyundaiusa.com/tucson/index.a… Also Hyundai Santa Fe.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 22:56

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Drive a Maxima. I think you'll find its engine endearing. Loads of torque and power. The car will genuinely surprise you.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Tohru
11/26/2014 at 22:58

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Have you even driven a Maxima? You could do a LOT worse than a Maxima if you're looking for a fun car.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 23:04

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May I inquire as to what this Benz is that you are getting rid of?


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Dubblewhopper
11/26/2014 at 23:12

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I said Charger, not Ram 1500.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
11/26/2014 at 23:12

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2000 ML430


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > All Motor Is Best Motor
11/26/2014 at 23:12

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I have. I did not enjoy it. A "4 Door Sports Car" it is not.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Tohru
11/26/2014 at 23:15

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If you look at it like a 4 Door Sports Car of course you're going to not like it. Ignore the stupid moniker and look at it for what it is. A fast, good looking, comfortable, practical 4 door sedan. It handles well (no it's not a canyon carver or a track rat), and is fast.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > All Motor Is Best Motor
11/26/2014 at 23:49

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I give it a resounding meh


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dubblewhopper
11/27/2014 at 01:04

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The kind of sort of red headed step child. I would drive one though. For once I won't even try to talk you out of selling it.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Tohru
09/03/2018 at 08:49

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Late to the party here... So Kurt Cobain was an impressionist, you say?


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
09/05/2018 at 04:07

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Definitely performance art.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Tohru
09/05/2018 at 09:33

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S o m e h a v e s a i d i t w a s h i s b e s t p e r f o r m a n c e .