"PS9" (PS9)
11/26/2014 at 18:37 • Filed to: None
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"PS9" (PS9)
11/26/2014 at 18:37 • Filed to: None | 0
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Ring #1: Holiday shoppers. They number 10,000. You have 100 copies of the latest thingamajig and they all want it bad enough to kill for it.
Ring #2: The Xenomorph. You are both aboard a prerequisite 80s style space station. You are armed with a butterknife.
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:39 |
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Xenomorph. It is only one enemy, and I have a weapon.
Tohru
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:41 |
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#2. At least it would be a quick death. Plus the xenomorph won't ask if it can pay with a check when there's 75 xenomorphs in line behind it.
Nibbles
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:42 |
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I'll take the Xenomorph:
An '80s style space station likely has '80s style electronics. I could quickly use the butter knife's blade to unscrew the security panel, revealing the airlock's actuator. Grab on to something sturdy and use the butter knife to short the lock solenoid which, in all space movies we've seen, causes the door to open hapazardly and provide a nice soothing CATASTROPHIC DECOMPRESSION . Once the Xeno is blasted into space, remove the blade and the door will obviously shut.
jkm7680
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:44 |
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Xenomorph, Maybe he'll like some cocaine?
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PS9
> Nibbles
11/26/2014 at 18:52 |
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Excellent.
Though, as is also prerequisite in these kinds of movies, that kind of even would definitely break open the half dozen chestbuster eggs you didn't know were in the cargo hold. A normal decomp wouldn't be a problem, but CATASTROPHIC one would definitely knock out the power at least. So now you're in the dark with maybe 5 facehuggers skittering about...so...uhh..good luck!
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:53 |
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Ring #1 It will be a glorious battle, and I was raised to either come home with your haul (shield) or on it.
Grindintosecond
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:54 |
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#2. im armed with a buttterknife AND 100 copies of a thimajig.....i use the thingamig to slow down the xenomorph and run away. then I have toast.
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PS9
> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
11/26/2014 at 18:55 |
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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
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PS9
> Grindintosecond
11/26/2014 at 18:57 |
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By 'toast' you mean 'my frontal lobe ripped out', right?
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 18:59 |
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Since we aren't being realistic, I'll choose number one. Bring it.
The merchandise will all be in here with me.
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Grindintosecond
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 19:02 |
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No, i will have escaped by impeding the xenomorphs way with 100 thingamajigs and now i have a butter knife to put butter on toast with since i'm home and the sun is coming up. So, just what are these brand new thingamajigs that i impeded it with?
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 19:03 |
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We will draw them into the "hot topic". There, their numbers will count for nothing.
MrPseudonym
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 20:04 |
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I just stay at home. My family is a pain in the ass...
I doubt I could handle them with a butterknife or 100 thigamajigs...
Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
> PS9
11/26/2014 at 20:59 |
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Ring one. We shall meet in glorious combat to the death! Winner takes all, free of charge of course.