My girlfriend's roommate asked what's the difference

"Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2" (pompei426) 11/26/2014 at 16:46 • Filed to: None

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between oil and gas. My response: gas is like pizza and oil is like KY jelly

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 16:51

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What would you do if your roommate's girlfriend asked you the same question?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/26/2014 at 16:53

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Same answer, maybe change the food. Maybe

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 16:56

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And as for both examples: do not mix up the two!

Jcarr > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 16:57

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Mix the two and you've got yourself a good time!

Tohru > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 16:59

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You're not supposed to be squirting motor oil up your car's bum. Unless you are Ray Wert.

Jagvar > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 17:00

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And if you want to see how they work together, Google "Big Sausage Pizza." *

* Please do not actually Google "Big Sausage Pizza."

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/26/2014 at 17:02

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I'd say "fuck off Megan you bitch!"

This is also true for any other question she asks, hate that useless women.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 11/26/2014 at 17:03

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Yikes.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/26/2014 at 17:05

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Hate her, to the bone, and I usually like everyone

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 11/26/2014 at 17:08

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Hmmm, my roommates girlfriend's name is Morgan. Close, but not there yet.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Jagvar 11/26/2014 at 17:08

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I'm a 20 y/o male, I know what the results of that search are.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tohru 11/26/2014 at 17:09

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You can't deny his love.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 17:10

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Soon. soon.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Tohru 11/26/2014 at 17:10

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Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 11/26/2014 at 17:11

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I'm confused

burntartichoke > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 11/26/2014 at 17:27

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What about a two stroke?

Tohru > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/26/2014 at 17:39

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He will swiftly conquer your exhaust system with his blood-filled sin sword.

T5Killer > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/26/2014 at 17:43

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LOL I had a barracks mate in the army (we shared a 2 man room like a apartment) that was obsessed with that site. He was a funny guy and would reference the site at the most random moments.

Tohru > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 11/26/2014 at 17:48

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Just hatefuck her and get it over with. I can feel the sexual tension from here.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Tohru 11/26/2014 at 17:55

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Have to roll her in flower and find the wet spot.

Tohru > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 11/26/2014 at 17:57

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If you roll her in flour she'll be ready for deep-frying.

Well, after you inject your special marinade.

Funktheduck > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 11/26/2014 at 19:58

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I lol'd

orcim > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 11/27/2014 at 01:32

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I'm not of that generation, but my answer?

"Why, absolutely nothing! One comes from the other. Isn't that great!? Oh, check out "fractionation" on Google. It's a trip. Did I tell you about my column still? Totally rad."