BMW-attracts gold diggers like you wouldn't believe

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 11/23/2014 at 13:24 • Filed to: None

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Brian Silvestro > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 11/23/2014 at 13:27

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best comic ever

PS9 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 11/23/2014 at 13:31

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You don't need a BMW or a Lambo to get a girlfriend. You need this;

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > PS9 11/23/2014 at 13:47

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I have a gf...and a cat. Do I need a lion, too?

GhostZ > PS9 11/23/2014 at 14:07

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I looked in the mirror and all I saw was this:

GhostZ > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 11/23/2014 at 14:10

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It's in vogue now to jump on a guy who has "potential", such as a year or so before he gets his business degree or is in-between jobs, so you can buy him cheap, and he'll be less eager to sign a prenuptial agreement, to divorce once he starts making real money. Then you can make his life hell to push him toward making money so you can take a big slice of it when you leave, "If you love me you'll take the better paid job".

Also, he'll be much more willing to settle for someone who "doesn't mind" that he's in-between jobs, because he'll believe that they love him for who he is and not his money. So you don't even have to be that pretty to get money out of him.

The Transporter > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 11/23/2014 at 14:10

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Any woman that is attracted to the things you own isn't attracted to you.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > PS9 11/23/2014 at 15:45

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Swag?

FrankenBlaster > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 11/24/2014 at 13:38

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no, a mirror!

McMike > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 11/24/2014 at 13:58

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You need to be lion about what car you drive, I think.