When The Cute Girl You Have A Crush On In Your History Class

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 11/23/2014 at 11:11 • Filed to: None

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Refers to your V70R as a "shaggin wagon"! I was almost speechless. Confirms the fact that I need to ask her out on Tuesday. R8 I spotted the other night for reading.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 11:19

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She wants the D.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 11:21

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Now, to convince my vegetarian, environmentalist crush that 6.0L V12s are forever things of joy and beauty...

Racescort666 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 11:23

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We used to refer to our minivan as a shaggin wagon and our Subaru wagon as a super wagon.

Crest > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 11:26

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Now you know the math that comes after this right?

She+shagginwagon = scoobydoodles

comprénd?

PushToStart > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 11:28

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If she likes the shaggin wagon so much, tell her it can be hers for the low, low price of (however much your craigslist ad says).

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 12:04

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Sounds like your doing a little better now, eh?

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 12:06

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That's it? No picture of the shaggin' wagon?

scoob > PushToStart 11/23/2014 at 12:36

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And don't forget to yell out a bunch of unrelated tags.

PushToStart > scoob 11/23/2014 at 13:05

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*yells* CAMARO, STANCE, MUSCLE CAR, SWEDEN, VTEC, FAST, JALOP, WAGON, ACCORD V6 COUPE, MIATA

Kailand09 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 13:23

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AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 11/23/2014 at 16:22

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That's easy. You can find lots of old ones for cheap, so you're not using new materials to build a new car or creating a hybrid battery that is very difficult to dispose of when it's useful life is over. Also they're in the shop so often you're not using much gas to daily drive it, and the repairs are so expensive that you can't afford another car so you must ride a very environmentally friendly bicycle.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 11/23/2014 at 16:23

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I don't know what Tesla's new car has to do with this.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 11/23/2014 at 16:47

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That is the wagon. It's just mid engined, four wheel drive, and an Audi.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 11/23/2014 at 17:51

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Got a good story for you here. Kid at my school has a V6 Hyundai tiburon coupé. To impress this environmentalist girl he liked, he stuck a hybrid badge (from a civic hybrid) on the back to fool her. It worked! He has a V6 hybrid Tiburon and a Eco friendly gf!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 11/23/2014 at 17:52

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Long roof ftw

(In a deep voice) "Ohhhh yeahhh"

VonBelmont > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/23/2014 at 19:14

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Round here, if you wanna impress anyone, you gotta have a brand new Porsche or Beeeeeemer (to be said in a very obnoxious Jontron-type voice). You people have it easy.

Are you sure she just wasn't joking? I mean, sex-jokes about one's car aren't necessarily a sign of interest. If it is, then I need to apologize to my friend for christening his S Type "The Shaguar" 0_o

VonBelmont > PushToStart 11/23/2014 at 19:14

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STANCE NATIOOOOOON

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > VonBelmont 11/23/2014 at 20:20

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You usually need money here.. But down in Fl its spent on bro trucks..

She was joking about this but we talk every day and shes always flirting with me. This was like sort of icing on the cake for me.