"TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged)
11/22/2014 at 04:49 • Filed to: None
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"TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged)
11/22/2014 at 04:49 • Filed to: None | 7
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1) Fill a saucepan with a few inches of water.
2) Grab two eggs from the fridge.
3) Proceed to drop an egg inside the fridge.
4) Place remaining egg inside saucepan.
5) Grab numerous tissues and towels in an attempt to stem the flow of broken egg and shell.
6) Panic as egg flows underneath fridge trays and down into the seals.
7) Panic some more as you open the freezer door to clean the seals, allowing more egg to flow into the freezer.
8) Close fridge and freezer doors, regain composure.
9) Prepare a sponge with some soapy water.
10) Open fridge and freezer doors. Proceed to wipe away the egg.
11) Watch as the apartment door opens.
12) Explain to your parents, who have just arrived home, why there is egg and water all over the fridge and floor.
13) Don't make a poached egg because by the time you've finished cleaning up, it's dinner time.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
11/22/2014 at 05:11 |
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I know how to make a poached egg, and have done it. Doesnt mean Im good at it
Vic-in-Norway
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
11/22/2014 at 06:20 |
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It's breakfast time here in Norway... OK, well it is noon, but I just got up... :D but damn that looks so good, I know what I am having for breakfast now! (hopefully I make it the proper, both eggs make it to the pan way tho!) LOL!
davedave1111
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
11/22/2014 at 06:29 |
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Oh bollocks. I saw this post just before I went to the shop, and thought 'mmm, poached eggs, I must buy some eggs'. I just got back in, saw it again, and realised that I remembered to buy spring onions, but forgot all about the eggs. And looking at it a third time, I just realised that's not chopped spring onion scattered on top.
$kaycog
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
11/22/2014 at 09:21 |
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That's hilarious! Nothing worse than cleaning up raw egg messes.