I might have just experience the longest Burner troll comment ever

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 11/20/2014 at 22:12 • Filed to: None

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This person wrote what has to be the longest response I've ever gotten.

All because I said "Fucking Camry drivers." he decides to go on a stint about the "engineering excellence" of the Camry. And how he uses all he's learned from his four years of engineering school to shoot down people's arguements.

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All that and I never even insulted the Camry itself, just some of the more... special drivers.

Also, does anyone else find it weird when someone comments on old posts?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:15

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He said a Camry is more fun to drive than an Impreza. Nuh-uh not having it,

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:16

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He said a lot of interesting things.

EL_ULY > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:17

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I think it's possible in any car. I can always find a way to have fun behind the wheel of a car

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:19

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I is Subaru fan. I can't take the slandering of my beloved Impreza.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:20

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A friend of mine hooned his dad's old Camry quite a bit, slid around in the snow without caring about crashing. Funnily enough, his sister burnt the clutch, and she only had 3 hours seat time.

ly2v8-Brian > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:21

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ULY be right. Some of the best fun is a crap can beater and either some woods or a field. And just thrash the crap out of it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:23

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According to Jalopnik logic, he may be correct if the Camry is a manual and the Impreza is CVT. A V6 Camry is undeniably faster though.

scoob > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:23

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Flag and dismiss lol...

ttyymmnn > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:23

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I think that guy's screen name says it all.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > ttyymmnn 11/20/2014 at 22:25

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Pretty much. He's only commented on four things, all about the Camry. Three of them all said the exact same thing. Mine was unique though.

dogisbadob > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:25

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this x1000

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > scoob 11/20/2014 at 22:25

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Too entertaining to do that.

EL_ULY > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:25

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it does look good in silver. But I'll go with a white one with the dark wheels.

As for the drivers, why do we keep bashingToyota drivers. ALL DRIVERS can be morons. Even pros in racecars. I can give as many high end car stories as Toyotas on the topic at hand. The words All and Always are always going to call on a responce because there is always proof of contradiction in the car world. OPPOnauts know better, leave the bickering to the front page and Youtube. That is what sets our awesome blog apart, our intelligence of the automotive world and discipline.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/20/2014 at 22:26

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The CVT isn't that bad. *Promptly gets banned* I don't necessarily great but it's not that bad. I still like the car a lot.

dogisbadob > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:27

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The 92-96 Camry/ES300 is the best car ever made. I have a 96 ES300, and it is fucking awesome.

But yeah, all that quality (and prestige that the ES adds) is wasted on the idiots :(

But if you think Camry drivers are bad, then the RX must be a unicorn up your way :p

EL_ULY > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:28

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it's not about taking the slander, but more of feeding the automotive propaganda. We OPPOnauts know better than that.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:29

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Nah man, blue XSE V6 with black leather.

I bash all drivers. I bashed myself all day for backing into a car. But this specific story involved a Camry, and the commenter who I made that comment to's story involved a Camry.

Big Bubba Ray > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:29

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It literally has a theater-quality Dolby surround sound audio system

In a '92 Camry? This response is absolutely hilarious haha

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:29

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its also weird the last time he commented was in july of 2013, why is there a year long gap is my qurestion.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:29

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I said Jalopnik logic. Having driven a CVT, they aren't that bad, just the sound is annoying. They are a fuck ton better than Chryslers 9-speed.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > dogisbadob 11/20/2014 at 22:30

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Anything nicer than an LTZ Chevy is a unicorn. There aren't many luxury cars around me at all.

scoob > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:30

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Oops I already flagged it :(

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/20/2014 at 22:31

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What annoys me is that it just stops at 4k when in drive. If I go to paddle shift mode I can rev it higher but I haven't used the paddles much.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Big Bubba Ray 11/20/2014 at 22:31

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I mean, I have to admit the stereo in my girlfriend's was pretty good, but it was also aftermarket.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 11/20/2014 at 22:31

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I didn't even notice that.

EL_ULY > ly2v8-Brian 11/20/2014 at 22:32

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lol good examples. But in reality for most, we can buy a Porsche and most likely be stuck in traffic on every outing. Personally, once out of the city, it doesn't matter if I'm in a Huracan or base Jetta, I'll be having fun just cruising or carving up some back roads. Give me open space and a motor vehicle, game on!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:34

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Then why would you ever go into drive?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/20/2014 at 22:34

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Because it's not my car, and most of the driving I've done recently has just been straight home.

EL_ULY > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:35

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Here in my city, Silverados and Tahoes are our Camry and Corolla. Why bash, just enjoy the car world. And wtf Toyota, give us a manual V6 like the old days!

ly2v8-Brian > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:36

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At that I'd prefer a big ill handling car, something that fights you through the turns. Which is why on occasion I go on twisty roads with my Silverado.

EL_ULY > ly2v8-Brian 11/20/2014 at 22:38

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niiice! I found some semi twisty roads on a day trip to Goliad TX once. Oh man I miss my truck :'(

ly2v8-Brian > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:39

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'sophisticated'

That car is far from sophisticated. It was extremely basic design throughout, but that is why it worked. A woefully drab and uninspired design, but most buyers are uninterested in that. The interior is fully decked out in brittle cheap plastics, like all of it's competitors.

Now I don't like being an ass on here but come on dude.

Replied with this, little bit assholish but i'm under the weather and cranky.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/20/2014 at 22:40

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Ah, yeah. Redlining usually is frowned upon by parents, so yeah, you're right.

ly2v8-Brian > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:42

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Does pretty good, and it's a good laugh getting tire howl and fighting to stay in place on the bench seat. All my vehicles get occasional flogging like that. My favorite still is my first, the 2000 S10.

Also no more ULY truck :(

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:42

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Lol. Looking back at his comments (there are only 5, 4 which are the same), he seems to be immensely butthurt when anyone insults a Camry. Too funny.

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:43

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That was pretty much the biggest laugh of the day.

Even his username Jalopniksucks!

EL_ULY > ly2v8-Brian 11/20/2014 at 22:44

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oh man I used to love driving my brother'be S-10, so much fun. Also a 2000 with the Sunfire's 2.2L

ly2v8-Brian > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 22:45

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Yep that was mine. 2.2, auto, and rwd.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage 11/20/2014 at 22:46

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I like that mine was unique and his dad just happens to own a Silverado and I just happen to have the name "GM Aficionado."

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:46

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He has five posts in total. The first four are copy pasted replies to various article about the Camry, all within ~5 minutes. Then over a year later he comes out of the blue to, once again, defend the beigemobile of choice, with illogical arguments.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 11/20/2014 at 22:46

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Dat all around butthurt.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 11/20/2014 at 22:48

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And his dad just happens to own a Silverado. That has nothing to do with my name being GM Aficionado. Nope, none at all.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:48

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What is the time frame to post replies? Also that guy REALLY likes his 92 Camry...a lot.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:49

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Is he actually a highly sophisticated robot built by Toyota to defend their name online?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 11/20/2014 at 22:50

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I don't think there really is one.

Oh yeah. He has embraced the beige big time.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 11/20/2014 at 22:51

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Possibly. Toyota of all people would have the tech. If only they'd put it towards updating their cars mechanically rather than trolling anonymous internet people.

PushToStart > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:52

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Well, to be honest it could be a lot worse. He could've said "bitch I f'd ur mum in a 1992 camry suck it u dum fuk."

At least he was civil, lol XD

But still, I still don't see why he bothered to type all that shit out hahaha

EL_ULY > ly2v8-Brian 11/20/2014 at 22:53

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WOT pretty much 100% of the time lol

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PushToStart 11/20/2014 at 22:53

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Civil, but wasted a lot of energy.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:54

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Lol, yep! His name was quite priceless too. Once again, obvious troll is obvious.

Jesus, just noticed the date on that post. Does the guy just search through months of posts until he comes across one involving a Camry?

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/20/2014 at 22:54

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His under wear is made from Camry headliners, in beige of course.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage 11/20/2014 at 22:57

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I guess. Just wait until he finds Crazed Clay's review of a Camry Hybrid. His brain might explode trying to defend it.

ly2v8-Brian > EL_ULY 11/20/2014 at 23:10

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Had to

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/21/2014 at 07:13

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I love how superior he believes himself to be because he has an engineering degree. He even says something like hes annoyed people have no physics or mathematical knowledge of cars, but why the fuck would they? The average person has absolutely no use for any of that. I say this as someone who is nearing the end of a mechanical engineering degree. Having a qualification is good, but it doesnt make you superior to anyone else. What an asshat.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/21/2014 at 08:06

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I got a big Toyota ear full of bad-assery from a guy that won't admit he works for Toyota marketing department.

The best are the guys who won't admit they are or work for auto dealers trashing Tesla. It takes everything in them to not shout COME ON DOWN FOR THE BEST DEALS!

Thomas Robby > ly2v8-Brian 01/12/2015 at 18:42

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Now, I think that everyone is entitled to their own opinions. But, it still remains that some opinions are more reflective of the truth and based on facts, and some opinions are not true.

No offense, but the kid is actually pretty dead on, and your above post is actually pretty opposite of the truth, objectively speaking. Yeah, it was a long rant, but its all true. Don't be quick to judge a Gen 3 based on newer camrys. Remember, completely different cars with only the same nameplate. The car is actually probably one of the most technologically sophisticated cars made at the time, back when it debut in 1991. The styling may be drab and dull by modern standards but it was quite a departure from the boxes of the time. And yes, the stamping with the one piece roof and compound shoulder of the C pillar is far more complex than many modern cars like an Evo 8 or STI.

Also, the interior is mostly not made of plastic, but rather heavily padded upholstery. What little plastic there is is actually very hefty and solidly made. Better than many modern cars.

If anything, I would bet that Jalopnik and OppoLock has some mulah coming in from the big 3 to slander Toyota's best selling car, not the other way around.