I am going to die of sodium poisoning

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/18/2014 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

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Had a Spam and cheese sandwich for supper. Am regretting it.

Birddog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 22:50

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You're only regret should be not putting a fried egg on top.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 22:58

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Here, drink this:

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All of it

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 11/18/2014 at 22:59

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I can still taste the salt in my mouth. It just won't go away!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:00

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drink all of the water

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:00

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Put celery salt on it next time ... man up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 11/18/2014 at 23:03

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You just don't understand the pain, man! You'll never understand the pain! (Unless you eat pork do you eat pork?)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:14

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I dont eat pork, but Ive seen the nutritional label on spam. I could only Imagine how bad it is

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 11/18/2014 at 23:18

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Even the low sodium version is terrible, and terrible for you too.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:19

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I ate 2 packets of Ramen. I am confident in saying you and I are in the same boat.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:23

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I never ate SPAM, but I'm willing to make a recipe out of it.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:24

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Oh I bet

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 11/18/2014 at 23:38

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Here's a tip: Don't eat Spam.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2014 at 23:39

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you're not supposed to eat the entire tin you pillock.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/19/2014 at 00:24

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How much do you weigh? The lethal dose for salt is something like 12357 mg/kg of body weight. You should be ok assuming you didn't eat like 2+ lbs of pure table salt. My math could be off though, I'm tired

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/19/2014 at 00:31

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You should have added some ketchup, mustard, relish, tomato, pickles, olives, onions, garlic and mayo... to make it better.