Indeed.

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Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2014 at 19:17

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This happened to my dad once. He was racing a black mustang in his Porsche 997. They were passing each other for a while, when my dad got bored and pulled ahead. Turns out it was an undercover cop. Oops.

Good thing he has drinks with the town sheriff, otherwise I don't think he would have gotten off with a warning.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2014 at 19:33

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Beating a cop in a drag race is like beating a Wookie in chess. Even if you can, it's probably best if you don't.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dusty Ventures
11/18/2014 at 19:34

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There is much wisdom in the saying "Let the Wookie win."

#itallaboutthewookie


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2014 at 19:35

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Cops: Earth's Wookie


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dusty Ventures
11/18/2014 at 19:36

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I think I know how I will start referring to them.