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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 11/18/2014 at 11:45 • Filed to: None

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Still high from my prescription painkillers (fucking abscessed tooth)

and I thought of this.

Why did nobody ever call cybersexing, "E-nailing?"

Imagine it's 1998:

"Did you meet that chick yet? The one you enailed the other night when we were drinking and AOL chatting?"

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/18/2014 at 11:49

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CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/18/2014 at 11:57

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You keep complaining about this tooth but it really seems like you're having a good time.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > CalzoneGolem 11/18/2014 at 12:18

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I'm at work. I'm not allowed to drive customer cars while I'm high.

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/18/2014 at 12:21

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Do you always do what your mommy tells you?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > CalzoneGolem 11/18/2014 at 12:28

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No, but in this case my paycheck depends on it. Cost/benefit analysis says stay away from customer cars while high.

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/18/2014 at 12:48

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Well you're hopped up on goofballs at work so you've got that going for you.