"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/17/2014 at 14:45 • Filed to: justoppothings
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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
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Seriously, mother fuckers can't drive around here.
ly2v8-Brian
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 14:48 |
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"Everytime I'm driving."
Fixed that title for you.
Brian Silvestro
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 14:48 |
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I was under the impression that this happens everywhere.
As Du Volant
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 14:52 |
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It was raining here this morning. No snow, just rain. Traffic on the interstate here barely hit 50 on my way to work. I don't understand what it is about friggin' rain that makes everyone lose their shit around here.
I'm in Pittsburgh so we're no strangers to sloppy weather either.
ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 14:52 |
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Lol. Cincy freaks the fuck out when any form of water falls from the sky.
I've never understood how so many people congregated together can live without the knowledge and memory that water does, on occasion in Ohio, sometimes fall from the sky in both liquid, solid, and flaky states.
And that no, you cannot continue to drive 3mm off the bumper of the car in front of you on the highway at 80mph on bald tires when it rains/snows/ices/zombies.
No. Just because you have AWD/4WD you are not immune to the laws of physics.
macanamera
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 14:53 |
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We all carry two bags; one in front, filled with other's faults, and one behind, filled with our own. We only see one, but we are burdened by both.
Then you get smashed into by some idiot who can't drive in light rain, and you can't carry any bags anymore.
#silverlinings
Leadbull
> Brian Silvestro
11/17/2014 at 14:54 |
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I was under the impression that Arch Duke had a superiority complex.
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Brian Silvestro
> Leadbull
11/17/2014 at 14:56 |
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That seems even more accurate.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 14:58 |
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This isn't your default all the time state? it is mine....
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 15:03 |
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It fucking snows in Nebraksa for at least a month every year. How do these people forget from one year to the next. Every snowfall is like the first snowfall.
Vicente Esteve
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 15:34 |
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Even in Mexico raindrops make people retarded for some reason.
mazda616
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 15:37 |
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Amen. We got four inches of snow and the main highway was barely even wet by morning, but I got behind a terrified soccer mom in a Chrysler Town & Country going 35. Ugh.
Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 16:39 |
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I hate it when it rains in Houston, everybody suddenly magically stops speeding. Maybe if they didn't cheap out on tires or actually learned to drive on the tires they have..pisses me off.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/17/2014 at 21:36 |
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I know. Youd think people in colorado would figured it out by now.
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Leadbull
> Brian Silvestro
11/19/2014 at 12:22 |
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Yo, Brian.
All your executives are belong to us.
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Brian Silvestro
> Leadbull
11/19/2014 at 12:30 |
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I had no idea that guy existed.
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Leadbull
> Brian Silvestro
11/19/2014 at 12:37 |
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Yeah, well, you do now.
And you will forever know that he is no longer yours.
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Brian Silvestro
> Leadbull
11/19/2014 at 13:47 |
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I don't care.