The Prophecy of Chris Harris

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 11/15/2014 at 18:31 • Filed to: None

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I think we all know that the typical exotic car driver is, well, generally dislikable. So when I'm driving down a very narrow and unlit 45-mph road this evening in almost complete darkness, going about 65, and faintly see the hardly-perceptible and over styled running lights (no, the lights were not on and the car really could not be seen unless you were searching for it) of a newer lamborghini of the certain douchebag variety approach very quickly and ride right on my ass, my first instinct is to drop into third and take off. But I decide to change lanes, watch the completely tinted out windows pass by while the car accelerates to well over 100, and see the car disappear into the darkness until its distinctively-huracan brake lights come on when the shithead realizes he's about to crash into the car going in the opposite direction because the driver can't see the double yellow lines and the other person can't see the invisible car. Of course, he/she continues to drive sans headlights. And of course, they continue to go no less than double the speed limit.

Also, the Huracan doesn't sound that great.

jkm7680 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/15/2014 at 18:40

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What a douchebro. I don't understand why exotic car drivers place themselves about the law half the time.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > jkm7680 11/15/2014 at 18:47

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It's unbelievable the shit you can get away with when you have a team of family lawyers!

jkm7680 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/15/2014 at 18:50

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But there's some things that a team of family lawyers just can't protect you from.

Steve in Manhattan > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/15/2014 at 18:56

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Even in the brightly-lit city I jump up and down and wave my arms when I see a car with its headlights out at night. Sure, it's easy not to notice on, say, Broadway, but most side streets aren't very well lit. Pay attention! Very dangerous.