This Picture Of Pavement Is Asphalt

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11/14/2014 at 15:15 • Filed to: journalismism

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:16

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Bernie story? BRZ story. Works for both.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:18

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The internet has had enough as for awhile and we all know who is at phalt !


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:22

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Sounds like something a Jalopnik employee would say.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
11/14/2014 at 15:23

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What do you call the blame for letting everyone know you have gas?

It's asphalt.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > macanamera
11/14/2014 at 15:24

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"Is this Pavement Asphalt? Here's 10 reasons it might be..."


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > GhostZ
11/14/2014 at 15:25

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Did you write this in Mandarin and run it through Google translate into Spanish then English?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:27

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...pretty sure that's a lambo, dude.


Kinja'd!!! Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:29

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"Thousands of US residents are shocked to learn that pavement is NOT asphalt! Here's the 5 best ways to tell the difference!!"

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Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > macanamera
11/14/2014 at 15:30

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This whole thing is very Orlove-ish isn't it?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:31

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This is tarmac to me.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
11/14/2014 at 15:39

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enough ActionScript?

NEVER


Kinja'd!!! Raphmoe > GhostZ
11/14/2014 at 15:40

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Here's 9 answers that are about pavement and 1 that's about water. Boats are cars too!


Kinja'd!!! XxxxXxxx > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 15:49

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And 99.9% of a major Airport's surface is concrete, not "Tarmac". And the APRON is an area where the aircraft park, "Tarmac" is not. Media rant.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/14/2014 at 15:54

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
11/14/2014 at 16:23

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wow i really wish i hadn't watched that lol


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PushToStart
11/14/2014 at 16:23

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it is indeed


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/14/2014 at 16:24

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So .... you won't lend me a slice of gum?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
11/14/2014 at 16:26

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No I will not Senor Cardgage!


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > macanamera
11/14/2014 at 16:26

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It's almost as if - dare I say it - raphmoe is actually Orlove... lol


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Raphmoe
11/14/2014 at 16:30

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She was only the road layer's daughter, but she loved having her as-phalt.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PushToStart
11/14/2014 at 17:51

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is that confirmed tho


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > macanamera
11/14/2014 at 21:01

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Every time I say anything about Orlove and Raphmoe being the same person, Raphmoe recommends it.


Kinja'd!!! Raphmoe > macanamera
11/15/2014 at 19:55

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Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Raphmoe
11/15/2014 at 20:08

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ORLOVE THREE CONFIRMED