"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
11/14/2014 at 14:11 • Filed to: LOL
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"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
11/14/2014 at 14:11 • Filed to: LOL | 0
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Message exchange with my buddy about the whole comet landing thing:
Him: Why did we spend 10 years Landing on a comet when we could have landed on Jupiter in that time
Bull
Me: because landing on a comet could tell us if our form of water came from comets...did h2o come from something made of h2o? who knows?!?!?
but really idk
i would much rather have them go to Jupiter or Titan than flop like a fish on a comet
Him: It's going to die. No solar radiation in its landing spot
Me: it gets maybe an hour a day right now...but yeah, not enough
Him: Until it approaches the sun in July Haha
Why would they think they could harpoon it is my question
Me: because of Moby Dick. it makes sense
Him: Haha
Me: NASA should just hire me already
i can make anything they do interesting to the masses
NASA GOING FULL ISHMAEL; WILL HARPOON GREAT WHITE SPACE COMET
Him: Not NASA. It's an eu venture
Me: whatever, i don't pay attention to who does this anymorei just know it's awesome
a european venture explains what went wrong: the germans got it there fine, the italians argued during the descent and the french gave up and left the controls which made it up to the polish to have it land on its side
tell me right now in all seriousness that that wasn't one of the funnier things you've read today
Racescort666
> cazzyodo
11/14/2014 at 15:15 |
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You probably know this but for the sake of anyone reading who doesn't, Jupiter doesn't have a surface to speak of. It just gets gradually more dense like a really deep ocean of gas.
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cazzyodo
> Racescort666
11/14/2014 at 15:17 |
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I let it slide when he said it and added Titan to the mix. I hope everyone is aware, thought! haha
user314
> cazzyodo
11/14/2014 at 15:30 |
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a european venture explains what went wrong: the germans got it there fine, the italians argued during the descent and the french gave up and left the controls which made it up to the polish to have it land on its side
I laughed.
Then again, NASA's comet mission included blowing up part of Tempel 1, so equal opportunity and all that.
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cazzyodo
> user314
11/14/2014 at 15:59 |
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Full disclosure, I'm Polish and my grandparents have an old booklet of "dumb Polack jokes" we used to share at family gatherings.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> cazzyodo
11/14/2014 at 19:59 |
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I'm fucking hilarious, everyone else just has lousy senses of humor.