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"norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback" (norskracer98) 11/13/2014 at 16:43 • Filed to: None

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This is why

And

And

Seriously. Ze Germans might have less plastic-y interiors than us, they might be more luxurious, and they might be more "refined" than us. But really where else can you find this kind of realitively cheap horsepower in? Seriously? Hellcat has 707 and starts around $60k. Where else can you find that amount of power for that cheap.

Oh it's good to be free.

Norskracer98-Doesn'tUnderstand is a born and raised American from the North. He, while having a warm spot for Porsche, has an undeniable love for good old American steel. He thinks those Brits are alright too. He also doesn't know why he wrote this third-person bio. Maybe so I wouldn't get inevitably yelled at.

scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:48

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Depreciation of German cars > everything

/Tavarish'd

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:49

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Corvette isn't steel! Also, this is why 'Murica is better than Germany:

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:50

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FALSE

only because you left out this:

FUCK YEA

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:50

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I see 1) a very cool idea with good execution, 2) a bloated version of its previous self, and 3) the ideal mid-life crisis car.

You have convinced me of nothing.

Bye

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/13/2014 at 16:51

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Because we won? I left that out for reasons

Also you know what I meant by American steel.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 16:52

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I agree with everything except that the Corvette is just the ultimate midlife crisis car.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:53

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That right there was Hitler's last hideout. Where he left from when he knew we were closing in.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 16:53

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Someone hasn't had their daily dose of FREEDOM

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:54

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Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

You see, I'm pretty much completely unbiased.

duurtlang > scoob 11/13/2014 at 16:54

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Counter point:

Depreciation of American cars in Germany > everything

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 16:55

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 17:01

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This is 'merica we have super sized meals, running water, fried oreos, and democracy!

 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 17:02

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Booooorrriiiiiinnnnnggggg

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 17:19

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Oh, no thank you. I'm full from all the WINNING that I had for lunch.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/13/2014 at 17:23

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I think it's a little different for the current Vette over the C6, but in my neck of the Corvette is the quintessential car for an man who has found himself in a decent enough job, but it losing his hair or turning grey and who is ready to shell out some money on an impractical car that will help them feel young again.

Middle aged men who actually want a sports car in my area get a 911.

That is how southwestern Connecticut do.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 17:24

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Same.

Shift24 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 17:26

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Let me help him out he missed a few.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/13/2014 at 17:33

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I don't think that last one really applies since 1990.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 17:35

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Victory.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 11/13/2014 at 17:38

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The warranty has been voided on that one

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 17:38

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Did all of that victory end up in a porcelain bowl after the Vietnam War? Or do we just not talk about that anymore.

(Disclaimer: I'm American. I'm just giving you a hard time)

MultiplaOrgasms > duurtlang 11/13/2014 at 17:38

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I call BS on that.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 17:42

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Sorry what's this "Vietnam War" you speak of?

I know. I was just going along with it. I just prefer American cars to foreign ones unless they're British. My grandfather served in the Nuclear Navy during Vietnam, to kinda go with this.

duurtlang > MultiplaOrgasms 11/13/2014 at 17:50

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Less than 2 years old , 16k km (10k miles) and one owner, lost 50% of its value. These things were €55k new here, with the 3.6 engine an no/few options.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 17:50

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Interesting.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/13/2014 at 17:56

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The who? We were never involved in Vietnam... Do you mean Korea?

I've been raised in a very German-car-baised family so I definitely have a strong preference for them. The only American cars in out family are a Corvair Turbo, owned by one grandfather, and a Mustang Fastback, which is owned by another grandfather who also served in Vietnam. But even he has an old Benz.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 17:59

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Nice, my grandfather had a 68 GT/CS with the 390 and a 4 on the floor. I've been raised around American cars pretty much my whole life. I appreciate German cars but I'd likely choose and American car unless there was some performance based reason to buy somewhere else. *Looks at Italy*

MultiplaOrgasms > duurtlang 11/13/2014 at 18:26

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Less than ten years old , POS 3.5 V6 and 4-speed slushbox, 15k kms, apparently owned by James Brown, €195.000, cost ~€38k when new. Gained about 5x the original value.

duurtlang > MultiplaOrgasms 11/13/2014 at 18:33

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Ha! BMW Isetta . 999.999 km, €40k. No idea how much it cost when new, but I'm sure it's gained more then 5x the original value.

MultiplaOrgasms > duurtlang 11/13/2014 at 18:58

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Behold, the Moskwitsch 2140 from 1966, or 1987, no one's really sure about that. 66.719 km, €1.199, which is a lot for any soviet built 1938 Opel Kadett, and about 268,73x more than what it was worth when new.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/13/2014 at 21:38

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LOL