Saw a new 4Runner in the mirror today...

"and 100 more" (nth256) 11/13/2014 at 11:20 • Filed to: TOYOTA, 4RUNNER, EMO

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Hey, 4Runner, why so sad?

"I'm so ugly, *sob*. Nobody will ever love me."

Aww, that's not true! You've got a very powerful engine...

"Yeah?"

Yeah! And a very advanced electronic 4wd system! And lots of cargo space!

"I guess that's true..."

People love those things about you. Don't feel bad.

"Yeah, I guess they do." *sniff, sniff*

I've got an idea, maybe try a different paint color!

"How about this? Now how do I look?"

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Let's just focus on your strong engine and great 4WD, okay?

"I'M SO UGLY!"

ly2v8-Brian > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:22

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yep, hideous.

Aaron M - MasoFiST > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:24

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As a Subaru driver no one should trust my opinions on car attractiveness...

...but this 4Runner is like the kid in sixth grade who hit puberty before everyone else...so awkward.

Jcarr > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:28

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I think it's a symbol signifying that it has killed someone...

MrPseudonym > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:31

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Fuck the 4Runner. FJ cruiser forever.

Comes in manual, has suicide doors, and in very attractive colors. Especially the green and the gunmetal blue... Mmmmm...

Sadly, this year's model doesn't come in the yellow. Sadface.

and 100 more > Aaron M - MasoFiST 11/13/2014 at 11:32

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I just can't get over how it looks like the damn thing is crying. The fog lamps literally look like tears. How the fuck did someone OK this design?

FWIW, Subaru's are like the trashy-hot chick. She looks like maaaaaybe a 7 on a good day, but it's that look in her eyes, knowing what she could do to you, that makes her intensely attractive.

/dragoning

Also, the hint of lesbian fantasy.

(Aside: I feel like such a misogynist pig after reading that back.)

and 100 more > MrPseudonym 11/13/2014 at 11:33

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Well, everything you said, but in past tense. Isn't this the last year for production?

and 100 more > Jcarr 11/13/2014 at 11:34

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HAHA!! Prison tats... nice! A spiderweb over the front fender...

ACESandEIGHTS > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:37

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Hah, I'M SO UGLY, SOMEBODY KILL ME!

MrPseudonym > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:41

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

and 100 more > MrPseudonym 11/13/2014 at 11:43

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, bro...

and 100 more > ACESandEIGHTS 11/13/2014 at 11:44

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The problem is, it's a Toyota, so it can't die.

MrPseudonym > and 100 more 11/13/2014 at 11:55

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The only appreciable SUV...

Gone.