Yes, you!

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 11/13/2014 at 11:12 • Filed to: advertisement, thunderbird, ford

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Alfalfa 11/13/2014 at 11:19

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A suspension system like whose used on many European luxury sedans? Didn't know that Merc and BMW were into live axles...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Alfalfa 11/13/2014 at 11:23

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I started trying to compose a convoluted joke involving the ad slogans for Thunderbird bum wine and the old idiom of "crawling into a bottle", but I gave up. So to fill my cheap joke quota, "That car looks more Wild Irish Rose color than Thunderbird".

505Turbeaux > Alfalfa 11/13/2014 at 11:24

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that is one dapper gentleman. I bet he pulled all the ladies in that T-bird

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 11/13/2014 at 11:36

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YES HE PULLED ALL THE LADIES BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD RWD TOWING PLATFORM YOU SEE

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/13/2014 at 11:38

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I think it was the EXCLUSIVE KEYLESS PUSHBUTTON ENTRY SYSTEM, but I of course could be wrong

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 11/13/2014 at 11:41

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"keyless pushbutton entry"

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/13/2014 at 11:46

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lol lol oh shit

I am really having bad images of pushing a little man in a boat overboard.

My girlfriend will thank you for your innuendo and the ensuing thoughts

ttyymmnn > Alfalfa 11/13/2014 at 11:46

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That's the year I graduated from high school.....

Alfalfa > ttyymmnn 11/13/2014 at 11:53

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Did you go to senior prom in a Thunderbird? Because if you didn't, you could have looked even better.

ttyymmnn > Alfalfa 11/13/2014 at 11:56

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No, I went in an '82 Chevy Caprice. Bench seats FTW(hoopie).

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 11/13/2014 at 11:58

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It's the dirtiest joke I've made in a while, but it was too good to leave festering in my brain.