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to signal when you change lanes on the highway? I just don't get it.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:38 |
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It's literally the hardest thing I've ever done.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:39 |
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Very hard to reach the lever when your left thumb is stuck up your asshole, or so I've heard.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:42 |
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They're on their cellphone, while putting on their make-up. You can steer with your knees, but only a true master can signal with their knees.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:43 |
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It really hard to signal when you're texting, eating a breakfast burrito, smoking and fiddling with the radio whilst driving.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:47 |
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My gf always picks on me for being an over signaler..
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:52 |
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How can that be a thing?
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:57 |
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thats what I say too! But i just do it out of habit you know. any time i turn i signal. even in like parking garages/lots, into/ouf out drive ways. any time im making a change of direction.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 09:59 |
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Oh I don't do it in parking garages or when pulling in or out of a space unless it's a parallel space.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 10:23 |
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That's true. Knee-signaling is the mark of a master.
![]() 11/10/2014 at 10:26 |
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I almost want to try it now...
I won't. Don't worry. Unless someone gets in a time machine and tells my 18 year old self to try it. Then we may be in trouble. Or we may have been in trouble...
![]() 11/10/2014 at 10:32 |
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Its not hard, its a matter of principle: To be the douchiest you can possibly be and maintain the reputation that your city has the shittiest drivers!
I mean, people don't just curse out just any city these days. You need to do something spectacularly insane on a regular basis!
- Victim of a minivan driving almost straight at me across 4 lanes to make the on-ramp while I was exiting the freeway. I couldn't exit the freeway, but I'm glad I had leather seats so I can just wipe the pee off.