"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
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StoneCold
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/09/2014 at 22:42 |
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There's a lone Packer fan in the group of friends I'm with. The 20 some Bears fans are ready to toss her in the Chicago River. Going downtown was a mistake.
ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/09/2014 at 22:46 |
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That's impossible.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a father. He is his own father because he was masturbating eons ago and when he came he missed his towel and his seed shot across the folds of time and space and landed in his mothers womb.
scoob
> ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
11/09/2014 at 22:56 |
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So he impregnated his own mother? Who then gave birth to him?
SO MUCH MIND BLOWN
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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
> scoob
11/09/2014 at 23:03 |
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That is how the story was told to us during the tribal campfires of our youth.
Our story teller dutifully passed on the origins of The Norris just as it was passed on to him by his forbearers, and those that came before them.
It is our sacred duty to never forget how The Norris bestowed us with life.
Those nights spent listening to the tales of The Norris, huddled around the warmth of the camp fire were the best moments of our youth. Do you not remember them as also?
Tohru
> StoneCold
11/10/2014 at 02:44 |
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Bears fans are assholes. Go Pack Go!