Where in the world is Cletus44?

"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44) 11/09/2014 at 07:20 • Filed to: None

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Greetings from NYC! I'm in Brooklyn, where are you? I've driven this truck as far as LA and now I can proudly say that this big beast has faithfully ported me from coast to coast of this awesome country. (Though not all in one go) My 1999 Chevy Suburban is never the fastest or the coolest vehicle on the roads, but it's always dependable. It's a steadfast travel companion. It's the homebringer.

CB > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/09/2014 at 07:59

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So, what's the average fuel economy for your fleet? It can't be good.

Jesse Shaffer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/09/2014 at 08:02

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IDK where that pic was taken, but it wasn't Brooklyn.

shop-teacher > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/09/2014 at 08:12

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Gotta love the Suburban. They are superior cruisers.

Way to get the ride and the Statue of Liberty in the same pic.

PatBateman > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/09/2014 at 09:08

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There's a cop coming up on you. If Gawker has taught me anything, it is that the cops will stop, frisk you, hit you with their batons, and then charge you with resisting arrests.

Good luck, bro.

area man > Jesse Shaffer 11/09/2014 at 09:26

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Yeah it is you can see the Statue of Liberty in the background

Jesse Shaffer > area man 11/09/2014 at 09:30

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I live in New York City. I'm from a base of the Appalachians. Trust me, there are no mountains to view, here.

The statue of liberty has replicas placed in places all over the place.

Nibby > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/09/2014 at 09:43

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dat foliage doe

area man > Jesse Shaffer 11/09/2014 at 09:44

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Dude, what are you talking about? What mountain? You may live in NYC (like I do) but apparently you've never been to Sunset Park, which is the highest point in Brooklyn:

And here's the Statue. You can see the topography behind it is the same as in the photo up top:

Jesse Shaffer > area man 11/09/2014 at 09:50

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Dude, I now

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have no clue. I was apparently so butt-hurt over the landscape that I got fuzzy-headed. I HATE living in queens. Many apologies to the slack-jawed yokel.

area man > Jesse Shaffer 11/09/2014 at 09:53

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Well you should go check it out! It's a great neighborhood, lots of cool small business and great Mexican bakeries. The view from the park is pretty spectacular:

fhrblig > CB 11/09/2014 at 11:38

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We should start a pool. I say 1.

Sir Halffast > fhrblig 11/09/2014 at 13:21

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You win. Price Is Right rules.

Round headlight enthusiast > Jesse Shaffer 11/09/2014 at 17:35

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Oh hey, this is deep withing the bowels of Pennsylvania somewhere! No idea where specifically, but I drove by it once on my way to VA.

Jesse Shaffer > Round headlight enthusiast 11/09/2014 at 18:13

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I think it's on 322 outside of Harrisburg, but I could be wrong.

McMike > Jesse Shaffer 11/09/2014 at 20:19

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No shit, I see that bitch everywhere

Jesse Shaffer > McMike 11/09/2014 at 20:33

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Those poor people... Putting the word "liberty" in your tax service company's name is oxymoronic.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > CB 11/09/2014 at 21:53

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City/Highway for the Burb is 13/21 and the Chrysler is 12/??