![]() 11/07/2014 at 18:56 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
You fall, you call. No exceptions.
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If I had enough money to send half the lawyers across the ocean, I'd send all of them half way.
![]() 11/07/2014 at 19:00 |
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But steve...
![]() 11/07/2014 at 19:25 |
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I'd say like 20% of lawyers (especially LLP partners and corporate lawyers) are amazing people who can work feats of magic and are generally successful and happy with their lives, with tons of practical knowledge and experience (read: wisdom) to impart. The other 80% are in it to make good money off of other people's problems and not really try to be awesome or helpful beyond general (or specific, but mundane) services.
![]() 11/07/2014 at 19:42 |
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just make sure the boat starts to leak badly a few mile out to sea
![]() 11/07/2014 at 20:27 |
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Yeah, well, that's the intended result.