Simplify and Add Lightness - Dental Edition

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 11/07/2014 at 15:13 • Filed to: OWWWW

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I got my final two wisdom teeth pulled out today. Half my face is still numb from the Novocaine, and the dentist gave me a 'script for 2 dozen Vicodin.

They gave me the teeth to keep. The hell am I supposed to do with these?

Sweet Trav > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:14

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They pulled mine out in pieces after they cracked them in my jaw to get them out. Vicodin did nothing for me.

CalzoneGolem > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:16

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Matching earrings.

$kaycog > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:17

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No, I don't want them.

505Turbeaux > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:17

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tooth fairy. Duh

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:26

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I had 5 teeth removed in the past 5 years. Two of them left a significant gap on my lower jaw.

I'd say keep them just to remind your kids that something will go wrong.

For Sweden > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:34

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You can carve some elk teeth into ivory jewelry. Maybe you can do the same with yours.

Tohru > $kaycog 11/07/2014 at 15:39

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That's just weird.

Tohru > Sweet Trav 11/07/2014 at 15:40

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Mine came out fairly easily. Surprisingly so, since I had been missing half of the upper wisdom tooth for two years.

Tohru > For Sweden 11/07/2014 at 15:40

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I haven't used my Dremel in awhile... Hmm.

$kaycog > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 15:42

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I think so too. I guess you should put them under your pillow to see if the Tooth Fairy is for real.

wkiernan > Tohru 11/07/2014 at 16:02

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If you save them in a special container sealed with wax, while they remain untouched inside it, you will never grow old. But beware, if someone finds the container and opens it, then suddenly the weight of all the intervening years will fall upon you.

Tohru > wkiernan 11/07/2014 at 16:04

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Tohru > $kaycog 11/07/2014 at 16:05

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I'd be more tempted to put them under my bench seat to see if the Truck Fairy is real.

George McNally > Tohru 11/08/2014 at 18:28

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Had all four of mine taken out at once.......they had to use a hammer and chisel to break the lower two into pieces before they removed them. Afterwards, when I went back into the waiting room, I was a mess-had blood on my shirt......my wife passed out and I had to get my mother-in-law to come pick us both up.

Fortunately, I have a buddy that's a doctor, he prescribed me extra Vicodin after I ate my first prescription like candy. They've been out for 25 years.....I still remember how much it freaking hurt.