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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
11/06/2014 at 23:05 • Filed to: None

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I've always had a Voltboner but DAMN that Ampera is something else. But all three of these... dear god I need them now.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:06

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don't cry volt, your mascara is running.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:07

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We do get that Astra, just it has too many doors. Buick Verano turbo. BUT I would buy the Opel 3 door hatch in a heartbeat. LOOK AT IT!!!


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:13

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Want just because I loved seeing them on the roads when I went to Portugal. They're really sexy in the flesh.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:16

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Step one: buy a volt

Step two: convert it to a opel

Step 3: be a cool guy


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:18

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and the Zeta utes. and the zeta wagon. FOR CHRISTS SAKE GM YOU'RE KILLING US


Kinja'd!!! SonorousSpeedJoe > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:26

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How about:

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Get rid of the Buick Regal notchback (the Opel Insignia on the right) and bring us a Buick Regal liftback (the Opel Insignia on the left).

Also, it's occurred to me that the current Opel Astra is basically the Chevrolet Tru 140S concept. Neat.

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > DuckDraper
11/06/2014 at 23:52

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Reminds me of the VW Siroccososocosocosseriouslyhowthefuckdoyouspellthiscosocosocsscscosocoscscococoscosco hot hatch we're not cool enough to get.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/06/2014 at 23:54

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Wait... what's the last one? That's a gorgeous little watchamacallit. It kinda looks like the Scirocco.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/07/2014 at 00:14

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Exactly what I thought. That's the Astra GTC


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/07/2014 at 07:23

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They did:

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/07/2014 at 07:46

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Four doors, totally different c pillar, horrid grill (seriously buick fix your shit), higher ride height, crossover not a hatchback..

I'll pass.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/07/2014 at 07:52

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I'm not saying I like it, they did bring over an Opel though.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/07/2014 at 08:15

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Yeah, but they GM'd it and brought over the bloated fugly variant ;_;


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/07/2014 at 08:17

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I don't think the regular Mokka is much better.

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/07/2014 at 08:20

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It's like a fat Astra GTC. So ugh. I can't imagine crossovers are very popular in the UK.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/07/2014 at 08:27

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My friend, have you ever heard of the Nissan Qashqai?

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/07/2014 at 09:15

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww