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Here taking answers and writing responses to questions for my friends in oppositelock nation.
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If you could into anything, what would it be?
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Are you waymoe?
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What color are your nipples currently?
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Where can I find your journalistic writing?
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Waymoe is love. Waymoe is life. Raphmoe is some fuckface wannabe
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or
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What are your plans for the next 36 hours?
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So yes, then.
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Is your name Raphael Mortimer? Maureen? Marion?
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You seem like a pretty cool guy.
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I guarantee he is not me. I am me.
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No.
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Yes.
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No.
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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/classic-car-fo…
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/used-car-shopp…
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/mister-orloves…
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/meet-foxy-a-ja…
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Find a warm place to sleep.
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Purple; from Waymoe.
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Thanks, friend. I love it here on Jalopnik, everyone is very nice and friendly. I hope you're having a good day.
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This is a much better answer than even I expected.
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I see. All well written articles.
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Didn't you already do one of these?
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Are you asking yourself?
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No I'm asking you. Isn't that what this is all about?
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I don't remember. Even if I did, this was a new one.
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What do you wish someone asked you here?
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Didn't you already do one of these?
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Well if you were expecting someone to ask this, then I would expect you to remember when it was.
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What do you wish someone asked you?
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This isn't about me. This is your AMA. What makes you a "jackhammer"?
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I masturbate with my hand.
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You should blog about it. With the utmost journalistic integrity.
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Why? Everyone poops, everyone masturbates. The human condition is the human condition; he who is without sin may cast the first stone. I will not blog about it. If you want to blog about it (since you keep asking questions you seem to be interested), then you blog about it. Best of luck on your research.
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Thank you friend, I try hard but it is not easy.
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Wo wo moe, don't get all defensive. Remember where we are, we're in the thread YOU created to allow people to ask YOU questions...about anything.
What made you want to pursue your journalistic endeavors? What brought you to Jalopnik in the first place?
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My love of cars and car culture.
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What's your absolute favorite car?
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The BMW E30 M3.
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/heaven-is-rall…
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Good choice. What's your absolute least favorite car? Sidebar: what's the best road you've ever driven on? And why?
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Least favorite car: 2oo6 Toyota Camry.
Best road: Wyncoop Creek Road (SR:3) in New York's Southern Tier.
What's the best road you've ever driven on?
It was fun because it's twisty, turny, off and on camber, and winds through hills, valleys, and around bends in the woods.
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What do you think is the most important thing happening in the car industry right now? What makes you shy away from new cars so much?
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Hybrids and batteries.
New cars don't have soul.
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What's the newest sports car you've driven?
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1995 M3:
http://raphmoe.kinja.com/is-this-the-de…
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How did it drive without gasoline and oil?
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M cars are self lubricating so it does not need oil.
It ran with gasoline (I said this a few times). Please re-read the review if you need more clarity.
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Tell us your creation story.
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When did you realize you were into cars?
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At a young age. When did you realize you were into cars?
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How many times must I remind you?!? This is YOUR ama!!
What other blogs do you read aside from Jalopnik?
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I read jbh.kinja.com
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Ugh why, there is nothing interesting there.
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Because I like uninteresting aspects of car culture.
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You are literally no fun.
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I find the uninteresting to some interesting. We all have our quirks and this is what makes car culture so great.