"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
11/03/2014 at 15:29 • Filed to: None
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"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
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or whenever anyone has to do !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! work again. Y'all might get the longest running dick butt troll ever.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 15:33 |
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I'm proud of you and sort of not-quite-horrified in equal measure.
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505Turbeaux
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/03/2014 at 15:35 |
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I am proud of me, and that is all that matters. If someone laughs my job is done. Though likely my job will have been done long ago
FKA-RacecaR
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 15:36 |
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"Quincy, come here! Look what I found behind this wall!"
"What is it Zacheriah?"
"It seems to be a piece of, what they used to call 'paper' with some sort of symbol drawn on it."
"Dick....Butt...what could it mean?!?!"
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505Turbeaux
> FKA-RacecaR
11/03/2014 at 15:37 |
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hahahahaha lol that is what I am going for
Roundbadge
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 15:38 |
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While test-signing documents on tablets we picked up for some of our salesmen, we signed a number of forms with dickbutt. I actually had to explain to the other guys that were testing (read: screwing around with) them why continuing to send those forms on to the all-female department that handles said forms was a bad idea.
I do have one hanging in my cube, though.
Brian Silvestro
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 15:39 |
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You win internet.
TheHondaBro
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 16:25 |
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I want to get a Rolls-Royce just so I can adorn it with Dickbutt.
McMike
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 16:41 |
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HAHA!
I just replaced a tub and drew this with sharpie on the sub-floor along with "YU NO LIKE TUB??? before laying the new tub in place. Plus a beer can.
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
11/03/2014 at 16:42 |
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hahaha good to know I am not the only one on here trolling for the long haul!
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 16:45 |
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I also have these I bought as a joke a few years ago.
A lot of them make their way into walls, and friends' jacket pockets.
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
11/03/2014 at 16:47 |
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you are my hero
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
11/03/2014 at 17:04 |
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We play a lot of pool/horseshoes/cornhole here on my block, and a lot of the guys have some sort of nudie cards. Some from the 70s some from the 80s, etc... When we played at my house, I never had a set - so I bought these.
Some of the guys are so uncomfortable it's cracks me up.. Some won't even look at them.
Sometimes we do suits, sometimes red/black high/low to select teams. Whenever I pull them out, they pick and I say. "OK, whoever has the two erections is on the same team" or some other inappropriate identifier.
Tohru
> FKA-RacecaR
11/03/2014 at 17:09 |
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
11/03/2014 at 20:08 |
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HA. I love it. And you are keeping it just barely sfw with your thumb there. I know some ladies that play with those...and if you can't hang with it you can't hang with the girls. Bet the guys would be all about it then...
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
11/04/2014 at 10:42 |
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I also take them to parties and slip them into medicine cabinets and vanity drawers.
I also have been known to take empty condom wrappers to parties and place them on the floor next to a bathroom trashcans. Makes the hosts wonder, "Who the hell had sex in our bathroom???"
Hi. My name is McMike, and I'm a dick.
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
11/04/2014 at 10:44 |
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I subscribe to your brand of dickishness.
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
11/08/2014 at 09:53 |
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BTW, to paint today I had to remove the medicine cabinet. ...and I couldn't help myself.
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
11/08/2014 at 10:34 |
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Continuing your superhero status with me...