Morning Oppo

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/03/2014 at 11:41 • Filed to: Morning

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I have a story to share later, but for now, take a look at this horrendous parking job below.

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If one Express could do it, why couldn't you?? -_-


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 11:45

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I am guilty of doing that in my dad's Silverado. Shit's long. Don't want it sticking out into the lane.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
11/03/2014 at 11:50

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The thing easily had 3 feet of space up front, the other one wasn't even sticking out! Kinda the reason I'm not a fan of bigger vehicles, but I guess it can't be helped.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 11:52

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Well if there was like 3 feet in front of him, it's inexcusable. There's no front end on those vans so it's not hard to tell when it's all the way forward.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 11:54

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saw a guy do that in an older Jeep. He was 50/50 in two spots, it was cold, raining, and I had my kids. He had two of the closets spots to the door. I wanted to slice his roof up, drop it in neutral and laugh as he rolled across the parking lot into the woods.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 12:02

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If mine was longer, I would probably do this since I can't see how far up I am, but it's the length of a compact car so I don't have that problem.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
11/03/2014 at 12:05

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Then you pray a Smart ForTwo takes the space behind you?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 12:06

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Don't hate the vehicles hate the drivers.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TheHondaBro
11/03/2014 at 12:07

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Nah, I usually park in the back of the parking lot. If anyone parks behind me, they're just being an ass because there's usually 4-5 spots in between me and the next closest car.


Kinja'd!!! Blue 300 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 12:09

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Yesterday I saw Fiat 500 parked like this. Even if you park normally, you could fit 2 tandem in that spot. I wanted to flip it over quite badly.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/03/2014 at 12:17

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Had a dude do something sort-of-similar at the office last week.

He pulled head-in to a parking spot in his big-ass Chevy Traverse. Bumper was even with the end of the parking spot. Not so bad, right?

He had an empty trailer-hitch-mount cargo tray sticking 18" or so off the back of his trucklet into the lane. It was kinda hard to see, and blatantly sticking out in the middle of the lane where anyone could drive into it.

I should've taken a picture to post up here, or at the very least left him a copy of the "BAD PARK YOU" message.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Roundbadge
11/03/2014 at 12:30

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That's much worse than leaving a greasy trailer ball sticking out to jab someone's shin!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/03/2014 at 12:37

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I don't hate, I'm not a fan of big vehicles, simple as that.