Honda Pilot rant.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 11/03/2014 at 10:57 • Filed to: Honda Pilot

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why the FUCK doesn't anyone make an aftermarket woodie kit for this?! They make 'em for the goddamn CRV and Element, WHY DOESN'T THE PILOT GET ONE?!?!?! Same goes for the Honda interior curtains. FUCKING SHIT. Why?! I want to make questionable choices , goddamnit!!!

macanamera > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 10:58

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This rant is disproportionately angry.

Coty > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 10:58

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Back away from the meth.

Your boy, BJR > Coty 11/03/2014 at 10:59

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I wanna customize the pilot in a malaise era camper van style!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 10:59

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Whoa whoa whoa

You already made one, you bought a Pilot

Coty > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:02

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If you do it like the Scion the other day, step back towards the Meth.

Slave2anMG > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:04

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Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:04

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Make your own...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:06

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why would they make one for the CRV, I can understand the Element but who would want one for either of the other 2. When I was looking for a new car that is what my mother-in-law recommended because it came in pretty colors.

Your boy, BJR > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:07

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less "sin bin", more "family truckster"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:08

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Option 1: Vinyl wrap.

Option 2: http://www.amazon.com/Con-Tact-Creat…

Option 3: Airbrush

Option 4: Wood laminate sheets

Your boy, BJR > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/03/2014 at 11:09

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it literally cost me $1

Thunderface > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:15

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Life isn't fair

PS9 > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:15

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Got any more $1 hondas where that came from?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:18

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dammit, how come every time I call someone out on a honda purchase it cost them 1 freaking dollar?

Your boy, BJR > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/03/2014 at 11:22

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lol I seriously have no clue

If it makes you feel better, I would have preferred the Blurple Mountaineer my grandpa had previously, but he got rid of that 10 years ago.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 11/03/2014 at 11:39

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pls rallyx your Mercedes too k thnx

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:43

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haha, i used to make fun of my old neighbor for her 94 accord, but she also paid 1$ for it.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:55

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Should'v gotten a Flex. They sell woodie kits for those.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/03/2014 at 11:57

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I woulda loved a flex.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 11:58

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Oh well. Free is free.

Just superglue some 2x4s on it, buy some steelies and whitewalls and call it good.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 12:17

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3M's got your answer. just get some woodgrain vinyl wrap and make your own orange plaid curtains.

You obviously don't want it bad enough yet or else you would of figured it out by now.

I say go for it. You can't possibly make a pilot any worst than it already is.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/03/2014 at 12:18

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Don't forget my $1 dollar Mazda.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 11/03/2014 at 12:19

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yep i would have made fun of that as well

and then found out it was a buck

and then i would have my foot in my mouth again

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Coty 11/03/2014 at 12:37

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Hey, that thing is balling as fuck.

Coty > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/03/2014 at 12:38

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The Scion? I know, that's why I told him to go back to the meth so he'd do it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 12:40

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TPI-Rage found you a thing last night: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/alrighty-then-…

Sir FR-S (Formally CR-Z) > Your boy, BJR 11/03/2014 at 18:37

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Most women don't want wood on their suv