Someone Raided the Tacky Bin

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11/03/2014 at 09:20 • Filed to: None

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These pictures (potato at speed) do not do this Sequoia justice. There were more chrome plastic pieces tacked on all over this thing than you can really see. It was so awful yet I couldn't look away. I feel like this guy found every tacky chrome piece he could find and tacked it on.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:22

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I.... I like it.

It's so bad that it's good.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:24

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I assume "Donnie" is rolling over in his grave.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > MIATAAAA
11/03/2014 at 09:25

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It was so undeniably over the top that I just couldn't. Especially int hat second picture you can't see all the ventiports (of different types), lettering (chrome) and other bits. I needed eye bleach after that.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Milky
11/03/2014 at 09:25

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Probably. I know I would be.


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:29

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I wouldn't believe the driver of that monstrosity was a Marine even if I saw him in uniform


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:31

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Vato Zone at it's best :]

Ta cabron!


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:35

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Only a Marine.....


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:37

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MY EYES!!!


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:41

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Oh good, it has one of those awful "In Memory" decals. I don't understand what possesses people to put those on their cars. Is the car in memory of the person??


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:49

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Boadicea wheel attachments!


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:54

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What the hell. How can these be legal or even considered as a 'they will look good on my car, I'll take them, thank you'.

What a cretin.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 09:58

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Really! 'In Memory Of Donnie' and next to it 'Keep Honking I'm Reloading'.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > LappingLuke
11/03/2014 at 10:02

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I'm guessing he is a Marine. Only not is the sense we have but in Call Of Duty.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > LappingLuke
11/03/2014 at 10:07

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Even Marine's can have awful taste.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Jcarr
11/03/2014 at 10:08

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Down in the South where I live I see them constantly. I lived in Massachusetts for 19 ish years and never saw one. Not one.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Svend
11/03/2014 at 10:09

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I just couldn't deal with it. I had to share my misery with others. I couldn't get a good side view (my passenger was photoggin) but it's awful.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Svend
11/03/2014 at 10:09

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Yeah, he was a rolling contradiction.


Kinja'd!!! gordonbombay > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 10:10

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It's like the thing ran through an entire JC Whitney catalog and everything stuck to it.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Leadbull
11/03/2014 at 10:10

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Those things actually creeped me out a good bit. He leaned over way too close to me once and I honestly thought he was going to hit me.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 10:12

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I see them here in Iowa pretty regularly, but only in the last 5-7 years or so.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Thunderface
11/03/2014 at 10:15

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Eye bleach for you.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Jcarr
11/03/2014 at 10:16

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Must be a newer thing. It's weird. Every time I see one I'm a little creeped out.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > gordonbombay
11/03/2014 at 10:17

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It's funny, as I drove by I said to my passenger that it looked like the guy bought everything from the JC Whitless catalog. Because you must be brainless to do all that.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 10:27

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Is 'contradiction' a euphemism for moron because I agree on both counts.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Svend
11/03/2014 at 10:32

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Indeed. Out of all the idiots I encountered on my 8 hours of driving yesterday, he was the most offensive.


Kinja'd!!! TouringBubble > Hooker
11/03/2014 at 13:01

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No curb feelers? Seems like a real missed opportunity ...