Unreal pizza delivery

"D" (danjee) 11/02/2014 at 04:10 • Filed to: job or pleasure? I don't even know anymore

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This evening I had a delivery many miles up this windy-ass, single-lane-ass, guardrail-less-ass mountain road. It had been raining in the days prior so the road was all greasy and I was of course driving a rear wheel-drive car car with no anti-lock brakes. HOW AM I STILL ALIVE

I mean, everybody who buys a RWD car has close call or two and subsequently develops "trigger discipline" and I'm no different, so I'll be honest—I was out of danger (except maybe that one time I was rounding a hairpin and SURPRISE E-SERIES VAN). Still, you gotta love "dat recipe" for absolute catastrophe you occasionally find yourself in the middle of.

Taylor Hedgie > D 11/02/2014 at 04:19

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You are now ready. Go. Go forth and become the next WRC champ, haha.

But damn, that road is spooky.

pip bip - choose Corrour > D 11/02/2014 at 04:30

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you must go back and drift it top to bottom! go NOW!

D > pip bip - choose Corrour 11/02/2014 at 04:33

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gawd, my butthole scrunches up just thinking about that

Svend > D 11/02/2014 at 06:04

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I'd of phoned them right back and said "come and get your own ruddy pizza".

That sort of road usually makes you find that adrenalin is brown.

TheOnelectronic > D 11/02/2014 at 06:44

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So the guy who has this job just goes by the Initial, D?

Alex B > D 11/02/2014 at 06:53

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What kind of car do you drive?

Manny05x > D 11/02/2014 at 07:44

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All that came to my mind was initial D

bhardoin > D 11/02/2014 at 09:38

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That road looks amazing.

D > TheOnelectronic 11/02/2014 at 14:21

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OOH

That pun is top-tier.

D > Alex B 11/02/2014 at 14:24

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You're asking a question, on Jalopnik? You know there's already an answer.

Travis, Senna of The High Seas > TheOnelectronic 11/02/2014 at 16:06

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You win all of the internets

n54 & s38 > D 11/03/2014 at 13:59

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Hope they tipped ya well!

D > n54 & s38 11/03/2014 at 15:34

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They most certainly did! $25 and a handshake

n54 & s38 > D 11/04/2014 at 10:02

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good to hear!