"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
11/07/2014 at 10:42 • Filed to: Photography, stance, BMW, Nissan, whatever, hellaflushJDMasfuckstancebro
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"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
11/07/2014 at 10:42 • Filed to: Photography, stance, BMW, Nissan, whatever, hellaflushJDMasfuckstancebro | 2
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It's a cool, grey Friday morning, and I am sleepy. The leaves have turned and the air is crisp. In my 9am Political Science class we discussed the American legal system, and I thought about cars. Cars that illuminate the road the way a cookie illuminates the face of a small child. That is, in happiness.
I am rejecting your Fiero Friday, and substituting something prettier. I mean no disrespect by this. But what I have to offer is something less likely to star in a Noir mystery/detective film. Something that will hopefully never be turning into a Ferrari (and one that already is a Ferrari). Something that has likely never seen the likes of a mullet.
I present to you, with all the affection that Nibby's Mum has to offer, a photo dump of a variety of beauty from all different backgrounds. I present to you an appreciation for all shapes, all sizes, all colors, and all orientations. And even though they all have these differences that make them unique and beautiful, they all have one thing in common.
They're all low as fuck .
Cé hé sin
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/07/2014 at 10:45 |
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Is there some special type of punishment available for someone who does this kind of thing to an innocent and unsuspecting BMW?
ACESandEIGHTS
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/07/2014 at 10:51 |
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I don't need your looks. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. I am not trying to be showy at all. Besides this intercooler, body kit, grille, hood, badges, wheels, tires, suspension, antenna, mirrors and spoilers I am completely the way God intended me to be.
OK, I'll grant you the intercooler is as classy as as leaving a label stitched to your jacket or the band on your cigar, or the size sticker on your baseball cap.
Other than that, I am not trying to elicit attention. Whatsoever. At all. Maybe a little.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Cé hé sin
11/07/2014 at 11:02 |
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Yes, it's called internet praise from 14-22 year olds.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> ACESandEIGHTS
11/07/2014 at 11:05 |
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I'm just unique, okay???
TheHondaBro
> Cé hé sin
11/07/2014 at 11:16 |
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They have to endure Gangnam Style Kidz Bop Remix for 24 hours straight.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> TheHondaBro
11/07/2014 at 11:21 |
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You're evil. No one deserves that.
RallyWrench
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/07/2014 at 14:07 |
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At least these folks are all into cars, and so on & so forth... but I'm glad that 2002 isn't dysfunctionally low.
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RallyWrench
> ACESandEIGHTS
11/07/2014 at 14:09 |
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That's an oil cooler. And it's right in harm's way, so if you're at Race Wars & Johnny Tran disrespects your family by kicking a stone through it, you blow your engine.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> RallyWrench
11/07/2014 at 14:10 |
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2002s are actually pretty tricky to get stupidly low, so most "stanced" 2002s actually look amazing (there are a number of exceptions, of course). All the other BMWs in the post are on airbags though, so none of them stay dysfunctionally low. Even the one that's throwing sparks!
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ACESandEIGHTS
> RallyWrench
11/07/2014 at 14:11 |
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Johnny Tran disrespects your family by kicking a stone through it
Haha, this is the funniest line I've seen this week. Since it's Friday, I'm just going to give you the Aces and Eights Funny Comment of the Week (A&EFCOW) crown right now.
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RallyWrench
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/07/2014 at 14:23 |
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I own one on coilovers, I know :) Ratty was quite a famous & divisive build on MyE28, Mike always builds interesting stuff.
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RallyWrench
> ACESandEIGHTS
11/07/2014 at 14:26 |
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Thank you, thank you, you've been a great crowd, I'm here all week.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> RallyWrench
11/07/2014 at 15:34 |
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Duh! I knew that. I should've have remembered based on your icon.
And yup. Mike is a madman and a genius (or an idiot, depending on who you ask). To me, nothing's better than a Supra-powered 5-series rat rod with 24k gold Ronal Racing splits... But a BMW-powered Model A rat rod pickup with custom BBS RSs comes awfully close. Ahaha. I'm very much looking forward to the "Rusty Revival" that he's been working on for a while. I loved that car, but never got to see it. Although I did see his E9 when it was still on BBSs at H20i one year. That was a treat.