"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
10/30/2014 at 18:57 • Filed to: None
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"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
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On mine, it will turn the lights off after I take the keys out of the ignition, in case i forget...Which I do more than I am comfortable to admit. I love that.
Have an unrelated car for your trouble.
My citroen won't start
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:01 |
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It raises the suspension when I stop in red lights and lowers the front in highway speeds. The parking space size analyzer is cool and I love that it auto-folds the mirrors when I lock it and opens them when I unlock it. Plus turning lights.
Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:01 |
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Auto lights truly are the future, but my favourite feature?
booOOOST!
CAR_IS_MI
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:02 |
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it has no doors...
Rainbow
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:07 |
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It has a blue interior with multicolored threads interwoven in the seats. Not a feature, but awesome. It's actually a very rare color for the car, with only red being less common (and not by much).
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:22 |
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I can fold the back seat down and sleep completely laid out in the back, fuck tents. It can make gasoline disappear in the blink of an eye. I can beat the ever living shit out of it on a trail, and then drive it 1000 miles home without a problem.
Boxer_4
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:30 |
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Does engine noise count. I love how the Forester sounds at idle, and driving in cold weather.
Theropod
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 19:35 |
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It has a profile like a shark face.
Devilishprune
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 20:20 |
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Headlights go up, headlights go down.
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Devilishprune
10/30/2014 at 20:21 |
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My son wants me to buy an old Miata or Opel GT for just that reason!
Derp Herpington
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 20:22 |
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That the traction and stability controls are fully defeatible.
... because it doesn't have any. 1988 911 is best 911.
jkm7680
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 20:37 |
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How the "Valet" key isn't really a "valet" key.
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> jkm7680
10/30/2014 at 20:42 |
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What is it then, a flask?
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jkm7680
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 20:44 |
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Ok, so. The A4 doesn't have an internal trunk release inside of the car. If you get the valet key, unlock the car from the outside, and then unlock the car from the inside. There, you can open the trunk.
Jayhawk Jake
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2014 at 21:47 |
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Unlocks all the doors when I take the key out of the ignition
Sanettika
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/31/2014 at 07:48 |
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Meh. It has a decent enough factory sound system. I've heard more than once that this is common on Fords though. Stupid cassette player doesn't work anymore, so no iPod usage, which means I get to listen to the crappiest radio stations on the planet. Oh, and it won't die, which is a nice feature when I try to drive to work.
Two Drink Minimum
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/31/2014 at 08:49 |
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Backfires. Glorious backfires.
thebigbossyboss
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/31/2014 at 09:07 |
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It is extremely loud and now that I turned it from low rider to bro truck I can park over curbs.