"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
10/30/2014 at 18:51 • Filed to: None
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"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
10/30/2014 at 18:51 • Filed to: None | 1
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'So in case all of you high and mighty e30 experts who want silly things like working odometers were wondering, the odometer works. And it's so rust free that when I checked for rust I got laughed at, so when you check for rust I will laugh at you too. No, like I will really laugh at you. How stupid can you be thinking a 22 year old car in Connecticut could possibly have rust. HA! Idiot. I've even made up a certificate for it in case you didn't trust me.
In case you don't know what "I can take a stab at what I've got into it" means, you're not alone. Neither do I. BUT it is on air suspension so that makes the car worth at least 3 times what its actually worth. That's right guys. Fake wheels AND air suspension, because cheaping out on one definitely doesn't mean I might've cheaped out on the other. They're just wheels, right? Purely aesthetic.'
That is how I read this ad in my head. Apparently the top is 5 months old too, for anyone who saw him riding around with a ratty top before he replaced it.
AthomSfere
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/30/2014 at 19:14 |
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No better way to halve the value of a car than to put it on air suspension... Because now it looks like crap and has a part that will fail expensively sooner than traditional suspension.
AlmostJalop
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/30/2014 at 19:21 |
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I totally picture the guy selling this as a bro at UVA or Georgetown wearing sperries and vineyard vines. Definitely sounds like a college bro who can't afford his car anymore.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> AlmostJalop
10/30/2014 at 20:44 |
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That is exactly what I was picturing! I would be willing to bet large sums of money that he holidays (used as a verb) on the Vineyard.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> AthomSfere
10/30/2014 at 20:45 |
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And yet I bet he still thinks he should make money on it...
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AthomSfere
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/30/2014 at 20:47 |
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Oh, I'm sure...
But, its a BMW, bra. An e30... Bra, don't lowball me. I put a lot of good money into ruining this car, bra!
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AlmostJalop
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/30/2014 at 20:54 |
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I've had the bad luck of running into one.. He saw me looking at his hawkeye STI.
Him: "you dig the whip? Just got it back from the shop. Lots of new mods! She kills it at autocross"
Me: *looks at plastidipped stock wheels, stock ride height, and stock exhaust with large slip on tip*
These guys ruined vineyard vines for me haha.