"Vizzini" (993Dave)
10/29/2014 at 12:08 • Filed to: None
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"Vizzini" (993Dave)
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An ultra-rare car, less than $20k. Somebody's gotta jump on this.
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This replica is of a European only Porsche 959. The real vehicle was not available for US due to the fact would not give a number of vehicles for crash testing. Only a few were able to get one in the US. Bill Gates, Paul Allen and they were stored for years until they were able to get a law passed to be able to drive them 5000 miles a year or less.
Yes! Awesome!
This vehicle is licensed as a 1973 VW, so the insurance is low. This car gets looks and attention everywhere we drive it.
Ah. So ... it has low insurance going for it, which is nice.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:11 |
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Ist My Käfer
505Turbeaux
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:11 |
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I just threw up in my mouth, on my keyboard, and my vomit is now, thankfully, melting my monitors
BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:14 |
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I think I saw this somewhere else not too long ago. The front looks like a speedster.
ACESandEIGHTS
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:15 |
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Oh snap, you totally had me going with this until I clicked on the ad. Looks awesome. If awesome means something a gigantic mouthbreathing moron molded out of clay and decided to sell for thousands of dollars. Wow, that piece of shit looks disturbing. 959 kit cars for the win. I'd love to see their version of the Veyron 'cause I'm sure it would be oh-so-convincing.
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ACESandEIGHTS
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:23 |
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OBO. I think I'm going to email my best offer of $500, take it or leave it. It looks really clean.
I just read the "This car gets looks and attention everywhere we drive it" again and I'm quietly cracking up like some hipster sharing a cruel inside joke.
Know what else gets looks and lots of attention? This.
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ACESandEIGHTS
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/29/2014 at 12:25 |
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I hope this means "That's my SHIT, SON!" Because, try as you might, you cannot heap too much sarcasm or scorn upon this post or that ad.
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ACESandEIGHTS
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:25 |
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baleted. Oppo acting like Brian Fellow today.
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> ACESandEIGHTS
10/29/2014 at 12:26 |
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It means its a VW beetle
Tripper
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 12:34 |
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Man that thing is a nightmare! Kill it with fire!
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ACESandEIGHTS
> 505Turbeaux
10/29/2014 at 12:43 |
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Strong contender for funniest comment of the day.
ranwhenparked
> Vizzini
10/29/2014 at 19:32 |
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Well, I'm sure it does get attention everywhere he drives it, but he doesn't specify what kind of attention.