Bro, do you even park, bro?

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/26/2014 at 22:22 • Filed to: None

Spotted this pair of massive matching his-and-hers Dodge Ram brodozers this evening. Naturally, despite the fact that the parking lot was crowded and the spots were huge, the larger dozer felt the need to take up two spaces, while the "smaller" one appears to have parked by brail. Nice.

Also, have a W126 420SEL I parked next to today. Looked like one elderly owner, as it was in very good shape and very beige inside and out.

DISCUSSION (27)

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/26/2014 at 22:24

115 decibels while idling?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/26/2014 at 22:25

Are you Jimi Hendrix? Because look at all that Purple Haze
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(That was a shitty joke)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
10/26/2014 at 22:26

Let me put it this way; I could've fit my entire head into the trash can sized exhaust pipes on either of this vehicles. And I do not have a small cranium.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/26/2014 at 22:27

Have you not been following the continued saga of the world's shittiest cameraphone?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/26/2014 at 22:28

I was getting gas and a tiny girl got out of one, jumped out of one. About half way to the door, the idle on the truck probably tripled the engine speed. It was industrial loud, just sitting in the parking lot.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/26/2014 at 22:29

One of my friends from high school had a Megacab dually like the asshat pictured. He did rodeos and put 200k miles on the truck just from age 15-18. It still amazes me to this day how quick he could whip it between the lines, even in reverse. That right there is the sign of someone who doesn't use a truck as a truck.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/26/2014 at 22:34

Kinja'd!!!

Like this one?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/26/2014 at 22:34

The only indication I had that these trucks were used for much of anything was the fact that they both had trailer hitches the site of railcar couplers.