I'm having unclean thoughts.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 10/26/2014 at 19:56 • Filed to: None

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Talk me out of it.

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 19:58

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Dude, you have a fucking Citroen. Go outside/in your garage, and look at it. IT EXISTS.

WE CAN'T DO THAT ANYWHERE IN AMERICA

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 19:58

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About buying a Camry?

DO IT!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 19:59

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You'll die.

You'll fall asleep behind the wheel, drive off a cliff, and fly straight in to Christ the redeemer (because I'm stereotyping, and I feel that everyone in brazil lives in Rio, even though I know it not to be true) leading to a huge fireball that kills you, and leads to WW3, because it's a Japanese car, and brazil will attack japan, and the US will nuke brazil to defend japan, and then Russia will nuke the USA etc etc.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Brian Silvestro 10/26/2014 at 19:59

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Spot on, Mr Silvestro!

Stevo777 > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 20:00

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filthy mind needs filthy truck

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro 10/26/2014 at 20:02

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FINE, it looks pretty and hydra, but the I4 is driving me crazy.

My citroen won't start > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 10/26/2014 at 20:02

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Hahah that is some awesome line of thought.

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 20:04

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OMG IT'S WORTH IT TRUST ME

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro 10/26/2014 at 20:06

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How about if I get rid of the Tribeca, I need something bulletproof and the Camry is the only new one that I can afford.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 20:07

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Get a 2015 Camry XSE V6 and I'll support it.

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 20:08

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I didn't know you had another car.

why would you sell the Citroen and keep the Tribeca...

my American mind is skewing my opinion, don't listen to me.

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/26/2014 at 20:08

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All I can get is the XV50 in top of the line V6 in armored flavor.

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro 10/26/2014 at 20:10

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I have two Citroens and the Scoobaru, because why would I need 2 silver sedans?

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 20:10

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I'M SO CONFUSED

My citroen won't start > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 10/26/2014 at 20:14

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But should I sell my Citroen or the Tribeca?

My citroen won't start > Stevo777 10/26/2014 at 20:14

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For one moment I thought that was machine-gun.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 20:15

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I can't say I've ever been a fan of the Tribeca.

My citroen won't start > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 10/26/2014 at 20:26

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I quite liked it haha

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 21:03

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You need an armoured car thats inconspicuous?

Turbo Jetta

Alex B > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 21:03

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I'm okay with it if you get the armored version.

My citroen won't start > Vicente Esteve 10/26/2014 at 21:08

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It is just too common for me, I need a bit more lux

My citroen won't start > Alex B 10/26/2014 at 21:10

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It is the only affordable medium sedans that can handle it.

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 21:22

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Why not sell both the Citroen and Tribeca and get a Cayenne?

My citroen won't start > Vicente Esteve 10/26/2014 at 21:23

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Then I'd just sell the Tribeca and buy 2008/09 cayenne.

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 21:30

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How about an S8?

My citroen won't start > Vicente Esteve 10/26/2014 at 21:31

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They are extremely rare to find but not a bad idea.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > My citroen won't start 10/26/2014 at 21:38

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After your story last week, bullet-proof anything. Ignore the gawkers who don't have to face kidnapping daily.

Here in the states we say Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Without the first one, the other two don't mean much. Buy the camry.

pip bip - choose Corrour > My citroen won't start 10/27/2014 at 05:25

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FFS don't!! they're shit!

Svend > My citroen won't start 10/27/2014 at 16:34

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I'm having cleaning thoughts but can't do anything till wednesday. Ruddy nightshift. :(