"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/24/2014 at 22:54 • Filed to: None
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"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/24/2014 at 22:54 • Filed to: None | 1
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Actually, I lied. I'm kinda happy. It's cool to have a Ferrari, but it's just not.....special.
> Dsscats
10/24/2014 at 23:00 |
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Why would someone buy that? It can't even attract women.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Dsscats
10/24/2014 at 23:02 |
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FINALLY! Here's hoping he replaces it with... hmm... he's already owned every absurd ticking time bomb... Feh, he could just troll all of us with a camry or a moped.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2014 at 23:03 |
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That 1985 Jalpa.
Trunk Impaired 318
> Dsscats
10/24/2014 at 23:10 |
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Maybe he'll let me take it for a "test drive" He lives soooooo close to me.
JGrabowMSt
> Dsscats
10/24/2014 at 23:19 |
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I saw this a while ago, but more importantly, why not go to CarMax? Isn't he their greatest fan?
For Sweden
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/24/2014 at 23:27 |
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It has to be that; the timing can't be a coincidence
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2014 at 23:47 |
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Or he could get a Peugeot 205 gti imported and do a series on how he can't get parts for it.
Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
> Dsscats
10/25/2014 at 11:26 |
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Too bad no one will buy a car from a colossal douche.
Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
10/26/2014 at 07:01 |
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But would they buy a car from the former president of Porsche North America?
Doug DeMuro
> Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
10/26/2014 at 20:31 |
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Hahhaha. This was always one of my favorite insults. Colossal is just like... damn. This guy isn't kidding around.
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Doug DeMuro
> JGrabowMSt
10/26/2014 at 20:31 |
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Presumably because they will offer me $11,500.
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Doug DeMuro
> Trunk Impaired 318
10/26/2014 at 20:31 |
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Where are you? E-mail me!! dougdemuro at yahoo. No test drives promised but let's get dinner!!
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JGrabowMSt
> Doug DeMuro
10/26/2014 at 20:35 |
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I think you should don a disguise, such as a fake mustache, and tennis shoes with long pants, and go to a CarMax and inquire. I think it would make a great video.
That said, have you tried posting on Ferrari Chat about it, or do they frown about posting ads like this?
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Doug DeMuro
> JGrabowMSt
10/26/2014 at 22:50 |
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F-Chat generally likes me, but a lot of the guys there are purists — I don't think they would appreciate this car. It's in absolutely perfect shape, but there's a mentality among some folks there that these things should really be babied 100% of the time. It's been for sale a couple weeks and I've already gotten several calls and 1 serious offer, so it's only a matter of time (I hope!).
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JGrabowMSt
> Doug DeMuro
10/26/2014 at 23:00 |
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Well, good luck with the sale
I saw a couple Ferraris show up to Lehigh Valley Cars and Coffee this morning, and was kind of hoping one was you. But that's okay, there's always next year.
Are you planning on going for another "group decision" for your next toy, or do you already have the itch for a specific brand/model?
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Trunk Impaired 318
> Doug DeMuro
10/26/2014 at 23:08 |
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Haha there was a lot of sarcasm thrown in there but Im in UCity!