"willkinton247" (willkinton247)
10/22/2014 at 13:55 • Filed to: None
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"willkinton247" (willkinton247)
10/22/2014 at 13:55 • Filed to: None | 5
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So I got married a couple of weeks ago (yay!) and my friends got the keys to my car and had their way with it. One of the things they did was put condoms on everything that could hold a condom. My shifter, e-brake, turn stalks, door handles, pretty much anything and everything. I thought I was in for a detailing nightmare...
But actually, turns out the lube that is on a condom is actually really good at moisturizing and refreshing leather! My steering wheel feels pretty new and supple; same with my shifter and my e-brake handle. It was really surprising. My wife and sister-in-law actually remarked about how much nicer it looks.
The more you know.
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 14:21 |
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Well, at least now I have an excuse to go buy condoms so I can at least *look* like I have sex.
WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 14:29 |
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They "protect" your leather?
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willkinton247
> WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
10/22/2014 at 14:36 |
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More like soften it.
Blue 300
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 14:46 |
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My steering wheel feels pretty new and supple
How did they get a condom over the steering wheel!!?
My steering wheel feels pretty new and supple; same with my shifter and my e-brake handle. It was really surprising. My wife and sister-in-law actually remarked about how much nicer it looks.
Cue wah guitar
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 15:00 |
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I was going to make a corny remark, but I would have been a dick for doing so.
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willkinton247
> Blue 300
10/22/2014 at 16:19 |
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Ha, the steering wheel just got all the stuff that was on my hands as I removed the condoms from everything else. There was a lot of lube.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 16:35 |
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Condom lube has to be fairly friendly stuff, since it can't be anything that eats through the latex, this is why it's very important to shop carefully for lube if you are also planning on using a condom.
The worst thing about this, i think, would be the smell, I hate the smell of condoms.
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Blue 300
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 16:38 |
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Go on. *Furiously plays wah guitar
cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
> willkinton247
10/22/2014 at 18:49 |
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This is answering the real questions. Oppo at it's finest.
Berang
> willkinton247
07/08/2015 at 04:17 |
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Pretty sure condom lube is just silicone oil. It’s about the only oil that doesn’t cause natural rubber to “rot”. It has a lot of uses besides making condoms slippery.
(edit have no idea why this appeared as a recent post. oops.)
saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
> willkinton247
07/29/2015 at 01:18 |
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How many condoms did it take versus how much conditioner and purpose-made product in terms of dollars?