Step 1: Buy this van

Kinja'd!!! "GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy)
10/21/2014 at 20:27 • Filed to: None

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Step 2: Eat those chickens.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit?

This is honestly the creepiest car I've ever seen for sale.

$300 bucks, give the pedophile look a try.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > GeorgeyBoy
10/21/2014 at 20:29

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$300? Shit, its worth at least that in scrap.


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > GeorgeyBoy
10/21/2014 at 20:35

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Someone race this in lemons.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > GeorgeyBoy
10/21/2014 at 20:36

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You're walking down a road, it's dark and nighttime. Suddenly, you see a set of yellow headlights and hear a horn honk twice. Somebody says "Georgeyboy, I've got free candy."


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > jkm7680
10/21/2014 at 20:40

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7/10 would take.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > GeorgeyBoy
10/21/2014 at 20:41

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7/10 would be raped.


Kinja'd!!! Kaizer Soze > jkm7680
10/21/2014 at 21:30

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The fact the OPs username is Georgeyboy makes it that much sweeter.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > GeorgeyBoy
10/21/2014 at 23:17

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That's a great van to live in, down by the river.